Go to hell Adrian Grenier!
Did you stop to think about what it would be like to have to live this way? It doesn’t matter to you because you are not living this way.
Go to hell for making me gain weight for no reason.
Go to hell for giving me germs and diseases.
Go to hell for making me feel shamed and bad when I did not buy a $40 Acapulco t-shirt when I was out of a job and did not even have $40 to my name.
Go to hell for assaulting my character so badly I felt I had to donate my possessions in order to purge myself.
I most certainly enjoyed making you laugh and laughing with you at The Container Store, however that does not give you the right to violate a woman’s vagina.
Go to hell Green. Any happy and worthwhile memories I had with you ended at The Container Store.