UM, SO THIS IS SUPER WEIRD, CH ATTORNEY, CH IS RESPONDING TO WHOMEVER IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR ONE-WAY MIRROR, SHERATON, SHOOTING AT A SHERATON, ACTUAL CRIME SCENE, REALLY BLOODY HAPPENED, AS IT IS IN THE MOVIE, YES OR NO?! UH…BECAUSE CH IS HEARING, IT HAPPENED – LITERALLY TO SHED BLOOD AND KILLED PEOPLE – BECAUSE YOU SHARED THE ELIOT HOUSE, CH HOUSE, TO MEAN – YOU DID NOT PROTECT THE BORDER OF – CH HOUSE OR CH MOTHER AND THEY – WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW – IT WILL – NEVER BE – YOU! SO, REALLY FAST, AND TAMMY AND DAWN WERE BOUNCING A BALL BACK AND FORTH TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE IT WAS SO SLOW YESTERDAY, AND TAMMY SAID FROM ACROSS THE ROOM, AS SHE WAS TWO AISLES OVER, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY, TO CH, TO WHICH CH RESPONDED WITH AUTHORITY – NO MA’AM BECAUSE THE LAST THING CH WANTS TO DO – WHILE WORKING AT A MINIMUM WAGE JOB – IS PLAY WITH THE CO-WORKERS, CH KNOWS HER PLACE IN THE WORLD, ITS NOT AS A MINIMUM WAGE EMPLOYEE – ITS JUST – SO UNSEEMLY, SO GAUCHE, TO BE SEEN IN A WORKPLACE, PLAYING WITH A CO-WORKER, CH WOULD NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT IT – EEEH YUCK! SO REALLY FAST CH THINKS GARDEN GROVE, CALIFORNIA IS EASIER IN A LOT OF WAYS AS A LOT OF CH SIDE OF THE FAMILY WOULD ALREADY HAVE HOMES AND PEOPLE, TO BE ABLE TO TRAVEL TO, AS CH THINKS, ITS GOING TO BE THE HUSBAND THAT PAYS FOR IT AS – CH IS GOING TO BE FAITHFUL, THEY ARE WONDERING IF – THE HUSBAND WILL BE TRUE AND FAITHFUL, AND CHRIST CATHEDRAL – SORRY, ACTUALLY TALKS TO CH ALL THE TIME, LIKE THE SCENE IN THE MOVIE, UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN, WITH THE OLD MAN – STILL GRIEVING HIS WIFE WHO DIED, SO LONG AGO, AND IS – MAD AT THE YOUNG WOMAN ON THE BALCONY, WHO MIGHT LOOK LIKE SHE IS SHOWING OFF TO THE OLDER MAN, SPEAKS TO CH – ALL THE TIME, I KNOW! AND WAAAY TOO MANY HALF-NAKED WOMEN AT THE STORE YESTERDAY – YOU THINK CH – LIKES THAT?! SUPER GROSS! SO CH IS THINKING ITS A WEDDING WEEK FOR THE FAMILIES AND PEOPLE, ITS AN EVENT AND NEEDS ITS VACATION TIME, ITS NOT JUST AN AFTERNOON IN CHURCH AND A DINNER, AND CH IS GOING TO BE – REALLY PRACTICAL IN THE DESIGN OF THE WEDDING DINNER, AND CH IS GOING TO BE REALLY PRACTICAL IN WEDDING GIFTS TO COMMEMORATE THE OCCASSION THAT STUFF CH DOES – NOT LIKE, ITS JUST GOING TO BE A NECKLACE, PERHAPS A GIFT BOX, MAYBE A BAG AND A RIBBON, DON’T NEED THE POTPOURRI, DON’T NEED THE CINNAMON STICKS, DON’T NEED – YOU’VE SEEN THE MOVIE TOO, SO ITS AT LEAST A WEEK, AND CH IS GOING TO WANT A – FANCY HOTEL, CH IS LOOKING AT PHOTOS AND CAN SEE – A REFURBISHED HOTEL THAT NEEDS MORE THAN – PAINT, LITERALLY CH DOES NOT WANT TO SEE A HOTEL ROOM FOR CH FAMILY THAT LOOKS LIKE CH CAN TELL ALL THEY DID WAS PAINT THE WALLS, SO ITS CLOSER TO ABOUT A 200 DOLLARS A NIGHT FOR A HOTEL – ITS JUST HOW ITS GOING TO BE, WASHINGTON DC WOULD BE FULL OF SIGHT-SEEING ARRANGED AS A PLAN FOR THE GUESTS AT THE WEDDING AND – GODDAMN FUCKING WASHINGTON, DC – WILL THANK CH FOR IT, BUT THAT’S GONNA COST YOU, CAUSE CH IS NOT PAYING FOR THIS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE BUDGET ANYMORE – YOU DISHONOR YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT – LOOKING POOR AND STUPID! AND THE SAME WOULD BE TRUE IN IRELAND, YOU’D HAVE TO RENT A PLACE FOR THE WEDDING, AND THEN ITS A WEEK, AT LEAST, VACATION, AND PAYING FOR THEIR STAYS – YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THEM TO STAY, AND YOU’LL THANK CH FOR IT – LATER (ALTER) – THEY’VE SPENT TOO MUCH OF CH LIFE – NOT BEING FAMILY, YOU NEED, AS CH – SHOWED THEM, WITH CH FATHER AND BROTHER IN ATTENDANCE AT CHURCH, MATTERS REALLY NOT THE CHURCH SO MUCH AS THE – PURPOSE,A ND THEN A LUNCH – YOU NEED TO BE SPENDING TIME – TOGETHER, AND THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ONE-WAY MIRROR IT, AND IT ALSO MEANS – YOU’RE PAYING FOR A WEEK OF CAR SERVICES TO BE SHUTTLING EVERYONE TO VACATION SIGHTING EVENTS
IT IS WHAT IT IS, CH ATTORNEY, ITS JUST A LUMP OF CLAY UNTIL A POTTER COMES ALONG AND MAKES POTTERY OF IT; OTHERWISE, ITS JUST CLAY! CH THINKS THEY LOST THEIR MINDS WITH THE CALIFORNIA 1978 MOVE, AND DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ – THAT’S AS MUCH INFORMATION – AS INTELLIGENCE HAD – ON CH, UNTIL THEY GOT MORE STAFF AND REALIZED, CH IS NOT AS STUPID AS THEY – OBESE MISTOOK CH FOR, TO PRETEND – SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE POWER! ITS BEEN CH – ALL ALONG, AND YOU SHOT YOUR OWN FOOT – NOT GETTING CH THE PROPER ACKNOWLEDGMENT FOR THE WORK, CH HAS AND IS – REALLY DOING! HOW MANY WARS HAVE YOU WON, AMERICA, SINCE VIETNAM – WITHOUT CH?! NONE?! CH HAS BEEN IN – EVERY FUCKING WAR! AND YOU DARE THINK – YOU CAN DO A GODDAMN THING ABOUT AFGHNISTAN – WITHOUT CH?! AMERICA WILL NOT GAIN – ONE INCH IN AFGHANISTAN – WITHOUT CH – SHUT THE FUCK UP – SIT DOWN, STOP PLAYINGI N CH GARDEN – AND GET CH TO THE REAL FUCKING WORLD! DUMB FUCKING MORONS! DON’T YOU EVER TELL CH – ONE STORY AND THEN GO AROUND, AND DO SOMETHING ELSE! YOU LET TEIKWW DRAG ON – FOR 6 YEARS! 6 YEARS! 6 YEARS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE AMERICAN TAX-PAYERS, AND THERE ARE TOO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES AND GOVERNEMENTS PAYING GODDAMN MONEY – FOR YOU DUMB-FUCKS TO PLAY – CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS – IN MY GODDAMN COUNTRY – CH IS GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEADS OFF! YOU THINK – YOU – ARE GOING TO WIN A WAR AFTER YOU MURDERED CH MOTHER, SPENT 20 YEARS OF CH LIFE, WITH CH – CARING FOR CH MOTHER IN HOSPITALS AND AT THE SICK BED – INSTEAD OF A WEDDED LIFE WITH A HUSBAND – FOR 20 FUCKING YEARS AND THEN NOW – ANOTHER GODDAMN 13 YEARS – BECAUSE – YOU – AS INTELLIGENCE – DON’T WANT TO ADMIT – YOU CAN’T DO A GODDAMN THING – WITHOUT CH?! THERE IS NOT ONE WAR – YOU’VE GAINED ANY GROUND ON – WITHOUT CH – YOU’RE DONE HERE AND YOUR TIME – IS OVER! SYIH! CH – OWNS YOUR ETERNITY – IT IS WITH CH – YOU WILL RESIDE FOR ALL OF TIME – YOU SHOULD HAVE SPENT YOUR LIFE – WORKING – FOR CH – NOT AGAINST CH! THOSE ARE REALLY NICE PICTURES, PRETTY PICTURES OF PLACES IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY – AND THAT’S IT! IT DOESN’T – SERVE – A PURPOSE! SO, REALLY GREAT ITS PRETTY, BUT – UNLESS THE PUBLIC AND PEOPLE WILL BE – JUST LIKE IT IS EDUCATING YOU IN THE FUCKING MOVIES, SINCE YOU – OH, MY JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING BALLS – LITERALLY – THIS IS HOW YOU APPEAR AND WILL BE KNOWN, IN HISTORY – IF CH – REJECTS IT, SUCH AS THE NOTION OF BRAD PITT BY WAY OF – DANIELLE, SAYS NO, THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE – IF CH SAYS NO AND REJECTS IT – SO WILL THE FUCKING PUBLIC – YOU CAN’T SWAY THAT VOTE, THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT IT, SWING VOTE, YOU DON’T HAVE THAT CONNECTION, CH – ALWAYS WILL BECAUSE CH – IS NOT GOING TO LIE TO THE PUBLIC, AND JUST LIKE THE SONG LYRICS, WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT CH – THEY WILL KNOW THE TRUTH – ONLY THE TRUTH – CAN SET YOU FREE! IF CH SAYS NO AND REJECTS – SO WILL THE PUBLIC! THEY WON’T ACCEPT YOU! THEY WON’T GO FOR A SENSITIVE! THEY WON’T CARE YOU TALKED IN CH HEAD! THEY DON’T CARE YOU GOT TO LISTEN, FINALLY TO WHAT GOES ON IN CH HEAD – THE PUBLIC IS GOING TO TURN ON YOU LIKE A GODDAMN – PLAGUE OF RECKONING! EVERY PERSON, REGARDLESS OF THEIR COUNTRY OF BIRTH – ALL WANT THE SAME – THE GOVERNMENT – TO FUCKING WORK – AND SERVE ITS PEOPLE! THAT – SWEETHEART, IS HOW THE WORLD – FUCKING WORKS! YOU INVENTED THE RAIN TO BE PAID FOR – YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ENVIROMENTAL COST OF CREATING YOUR OWN ATMOSPHERE – TRULY IS – AND PEOPLE – WILL TURN ON YOU LIKE YOU ARE THE WORST EVIL, WORSE THAN HITLER – CH IS NOT WRONG! IF CH DOESN’T LIKE IT – THE GENERAL POPULATION – WILL NEVER APPROVE OF IT! SO, CH IS THINKING, IF YOU GO TOURIST DESTINATIONS, YOU’RE GONNA EDUCATE CH GODDAMN PEOPLE, TELL THEM OF THE PROCESS OF GETTING VISA’S TO ENTER FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND THE PROCESS AND PAPERWORKS, AND THE COST OF THINGS, AND THE EASE OF ACCESS OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, AND YOU WILL IF NOT TELL THEM IN EXACT, YOU WILL LET THE GENERAL PUBLIC, BE ABLE TO FIND THESE LOCATIONS, SO THEY – HAVE THE POSSIBILITY – OF A LIFE, AND ITS NOT SOME UNOBTAINABLE – THING, FOR PEOPLE, OR THE MASSES, THIS NOTION OF THE LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS – IS NICE TO SEE, BUT IT – SERVES NO PURPOSE, AND YOU MORONS – ARE WAAAAY BEHIND SCHEDULE, AS IS – ALWAYS THE CASE OF CH AS A PROFILE, WITH THE MILITARY, SUCH AS IN RUSH HOUR, WHICH IS A LITTLE DIFFUCLT TO PULL APART AND PIECE TOGETHER AS CODE, OR CODED INTELLIGENCE, SINCE ITS GOT A LOT OF BLACK AMERICAN MAN CULTURE, WHICH IS – JUST NOT GOING TO – CATCH – A LOT OF CRIMINAL MINDS, SEE – CHRIS TUCKER, IS JUST THE ACTOR – THAT’S ALL, AS CODE, SO – LEAVE HIM ALONE, THE MILITARY PART IS THE DIALOGUE OF TUCKER SAYING HE WAS SOME PLACE THE WHITE MAN – COULDN’T OR DIDN’T SEE, SIMPLY TO MEAN – CH IS WAAAAY AHEAD ON THE HORIZON, ALREADY LEADING, YOU WILL BE BEHIND, BUT – DON’T LOOK THERE, SUCH AS IN WAR HORSE WITH THE BRITISH THINKING THEY ARE ADVANCING ON THE ENEMY, AND ITS THE GERMANS AND GERMAN – WHO GOT TO YELL – YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD GO – UNDEFENDED?! CH IS USUALLY ALMOST ALWAYS, MILITARYILY – AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE – ON THE HORIZON – AHEAD OF YOU, SO – YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST CH – ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD, TO MEAN, NEW TESTAMENT, WHERE CHRIST IS FOUND IN THE BIBLE – DO YOU TRUST ME, CH WILL TELL YOU – YOU NEED TO TRUST CH, ITS JUST STORY-TELLING, BUT IF YOU ARE RIDING ON A MAGIC CARPET, NO SEAT BELTS, NO BUCKLES, NO SADDLE HORN – YOU’RE GONNA NEED TO KNOW – YOU MUST TRUST CH – CH IS – NOT GOING TO LET YOU DOWN OR FAIL – IT WILL – ALWAYS BE THE FAULT – OF SOMEONE ELSE! AND – OI! DO YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF BAD PEOPLE IN HOW YOU BODY TREAT CH – CAUSING THIS RIDICULOUS BODY PROBLEMS! AND CH IS MONEY SCARED – ALL THE TIME, THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS LYING AND THEY CAN’T – ON THEIR OWN – FIX WHAT COULD NEVER BE – BREACHED, CH BODY! SO, CH WOULD WANT TO EDUCATE THE AUDIENCE, IF PEOPLE NEVER THINK THEY WILL EVER WANT TO GO TO THIS OR THAT FOREIGN COUNTRY, HAVING LEARNED IT IN SOMETHING ENTERTAINING WITH THE MEDIUM OF TELEVISION, WILL HELP SOLVE WORLD PROBLEMS AT A GRASSROOTS LEVEL – IN WAYS YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TIME – TO DEAL WITH – IN ALL OF YOUR LIFETIMES – YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! THE MORE EDUCATED THE COMMON MAN IS, IN INTERTIONAL AFFAIRS OF BUSINESS AND ITS GOVERNMENT, THE EASIER THE GOVERNMENTAL PROBLEMS ARE – IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY – THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT WORK, AND YOU SHOW CH A MOSQUE AND CH REACTION SINCE THE MOVIE IS – ASSASSIN’S CREED WHICH IS NOT THE BEST PLACE FOR YOU – YOU THINK THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS WILL BE – MUSLIMS?! CH WANTS HER FAMILY! WHY IS THAT FAKE PASTOR STILL ALIVE?! SCARED ALL THE TIME – HOW DO YOU THINK AMERICA CAN WIN – IF CH IS SCARED FOR HER – LIFE!? MORONS! ;($@!e!@ mX

You’re out of you’re fucking minds and are centuries close to the end of all times! You have no idea how powerful ch is! ;($!?,

Still trying to hand squeezing fire
