Sitting in traffic Dr. Dre pulls up alongside of me. I hear a voice in my head saying you are in the presence of greatness. Without missing a beat I respond, yeah, but does he know my name?
How did I get here? I saw a video of James Franco talking about men are beards and women are moustache’s now my entire world is having to drive on Painted Turtle proving that I only want men. I don’t ever get to move on from this?
I am too tired to finish this. Of course, it can only be men for me! Why do I have to do this over and over, year after year?!
Why can’t they just shave it off? Does it make a man less of a man without any facial hair?! Not to mention this men vs. women is not the definition of a beard as I ever understood it before.
WE - DO NOT AGREE! 