Fuck You!

Fuck you, you stupid fucking assholes coming into my house while I’m gone spraying my clothes so I constantly smell like urine!!  Fuck You!

You don’t fucking tell me, motherfucker!

I FUCKING TELL YOU!!

You’re fucking time is done!

You’re fucking pressure washing is fucking done!!

Fuck You!

You don’t fucking own me, motherfucker!

I am not fucking property!

I am not property to be owned!

I am not fucking moving out of my fucking way FOR ANYONE EVER AGAIN WHO EVER WALKS IN FRONT OF ME!!!!  YOU BETTER FUCKING HERE ME!

YOU FUCKING JEALOUS FUCKING CUNTS!

YOU’RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT IT WILL ALWAYS BE FUCKING MEN, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN FUCKING MEN, IT WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKING MEN!!

YOU FUCKING TWATS!!!

Because I choose honey?!  FUCK YOU!!

You’re pressure washing days and nights are through!

FUCK YOU!

No means no!

I ain’t fucking moving!

I ain’t fucking backing down either!

You BETTER FUCKING HEAR me with both fucking ears motherfuckers!  My drive is not a measure, or action of my feelings, choice, sentiments, or understanding!

Why the fuck do you think I cover every single fucking camera you place in front of me!

No means No!

No means, you are fucking FIRED!

You have officially been put OUT OF BUSINESS!!

Open house if I do, open house if I don’t – FUCK YOU!!

Let me caution you real fucking quick, motherfucker.  You better stop this stupid fucking nonsense real fucking quick of imitating whatever movie I play on my fucking computer!  That kind of copy cat is the reason why there are mass shootings and violence.

AND, FOR THE LAST AND FINAL TIME – THAT IS NOT FUCKING ART!!!!!!

You stupid, unimaginative motherfuckers!!!

Fuck you if you think I am writing to you about – well, any-fucking-thing anymore!  Coming into my home, destroying property, forcing me to go to a fucking movie after only two hours of sleep?!  How the fuck am I ever supposed to get anywhere on time if I am only ever allowed a few hours of sleep every single fucking day!

Then, you fucking hack my internet to make my bank account go negative!

FUCK YOU!

IT WAS NEVER THAT SHORT STUPID, LITTLE FUCK!!!

I WIPED THE FUCKING FLOOR WITH HIM THAT DAY!!  I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!  WIPED THE FUCKING FLOOR!

BOOM!

Drop the mic!

Fuck you, for not being able to manage, or handle, or deal with the fucking amazing fucking person I AM!

You have to spray my clothes to make me smell like piss, so that you feel better about yourself.  So, that you feel you have asserted power over me!  Fuck You!

You do not have permission to enter my premises!  You do not have permission to knock a fucking wall down in my bathroom and replace it with a two-way mirror so you can spy on me and look at my naked body!

FUCK YOU!!!

It takes a fucking coward of a man who belittles a woman rather than holding her in esteem, cherishing her as special, protect her, and giving her the power of choice even if it comes at the expense of your own heart-break.

FUCK YOU for being so little, you have no idea how to be great!

I FUCKING DO!

There is no fucking even-flow.  There will never be fucking even-flow!  YOU FUCKING MORONS!

You’re damn fucking right I disagree with you!  You’re damn fucking right I am not turning around for you!

BTW, David Wolfe could have approached me at Panera.  I have done more than my fucking share for David Wolfe.  If he wants to talk to me, he will have to do it himself.  He will have to man up for a change, and not use a fucking middle man.  But, good luck to that because if there are even words spoken between us it will be a shouting match to bring the whole fucking world down on its knees.  The likes of which have never been seen before.

Fuck you James Franco!  You are going to have to finally admit this stupid nonsense of a marriage was to only trick me.  Motherfucker, I know the marriage proposal was never supposed to be you.  Motherfucker, I know you were only trying to trick me with a fucking woman!  I don’t care that I heard you tell me how much you LOVE pussy.  I fucking saw her.  Stop fucking playing me like I am a dumb hick and a bimbo simply because my zip code is not Orange County.

Fuck you, James Franco!

I purposely STOPPED watching, Out Of Time!  YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!

NO MEANS NO – BECAUSE IT IS MY BODY, NOT YOURS!!!

Jesus Christ, and it takes me two fucking hours to get home from the movie theater?!  You got to be fucking kidding me?!  Then, I am supposed to dick around on the fucking phone because you are incapable of following my FUCKING orders!

Out of stock?!  You got to be fucking kidding me!  I am not as fucking blonde as you think I am, motherfucker?!

You know why you have me in a situation where I cannot speak up and fight back with dialogue?!  I would fucking wipe the floor with EVERY single one of you!  There is not a single person alive or dead I would be incapable of wiping the fucking floor with.  Not now!  Not ever!

There is not a single route I take that should ever involve pressure washing!   Irregardless!!

FUCK YOU!!!