No, You Are Not My Friend

Why did they take my cats from me?

Why did they take my mother from me?

Why am I here when I want to live somewhere else?

Why can’t I get another job?

Who doesn’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day?  Because of YOU I am no longer able to celebrate a holiday or participate in its traditions?  Because of YOU I get punished for ACTUALLY enjoying something that does not involve YOU?!

What chose do I have at the toilet?  If I choose a seat protector, I am punished with wall control.  If I choose the bearded comm, I am punished by the doctor.  If I choose Pacific blue, I am punished with padded bottom.  Do you honestly think you can force me to stand over a toilet and pee like a man everyday?!

You earn a prize for the worst leadership of all time, in all of history.  You should be punished and imprisoned for the rest of your life.

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