Pet Rules

Are there rules that only I have to follow and have to live by?!

  • I am not allowed to go running outside.
  • I am not allowed to be outside.
  • I am not allowed to park however I choose.
  • I am not allowed to drive whatever route I choose.
  • I am not allowed to pay for gas at the pump outside.
  • I am not allowed to wear whatever color I choose.
  • I am not allowed to have a job that has a salary I am able to live off of myself.
  • I am not allowed to have friends.
  • I am not allowed to have television.
  • I am not allowed to have whatever flavor I want.
  • I am not allowed to live my life as I want.
  • I am not allowed to have a real man in my life.
  • I am not allowed anything.
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Author: Jgd

Follow the white rabbit! Get me another non-yelling job - you ruined it -

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