Coffee and Breakfast: July 10, 2018

Day 1,562.

I want another job.

I want another job.

I want another job.

I do not want to live like this anymore or for the rest of my life!

This life is like being made to live a lesbian sex-life.  Hands only.

I, for the one millionth time – am not gay, or a lesbian, or want to ever, ever, ever be with a woman.  I am not curios in any way whatsoever.  Never have been, never will be.

IT WILL NEVER BE WOMEN!

I need a real man, real man flesh, real man sausage.  End of story.  End of discussion.

You have deprived me of YEARS of a sex life that I could have had for what?!

I will only ever be men only – EVER!

No, hands are not my idea of sex, virtual hands are not enjoyable enough for me they never have been, they never will be.

What I learned tonight is that every event where I believe I have done something special and spectacular has turned out to be because a doctor and surgeon illegally implanted devices into my body allowing people to speak in my head as the event is taking place.  That is what I learned tonight at work.

I am so upset my blood pressure is through the roof.

No, I am not changing my shoes after the conversation I had with my manager tonight. 

I want another job.

YEARS OF MY LIFE ARE GONE FOR WHAT?!  A REAL SEX-LIFE THAT I WANT TO HAVE I AM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE!!!!!!

See, if you get anymore stories out of me now.

No, I am not eating I am too heavy with this fake weight!

I do more than any person in that entire building.  I am the reason anyone shows up and is there.

I do what I am told only.  I do not believe in my work there anymore.

I want to sue eHarmony for lying to me with the men who answered to my profile – what a sham.

I want another job.

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Author: Jgd

Follow the white rabbit! Get me another non-yelling job - you ruined it -

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