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NO, I AM NOT REPLACING EVERY GODDAMN LIGHTBULB IN MY HOUSE! I AM NOT CHANGING THEM BECAUSE OF THE DESCRIPTION OF THE COLOR, OR BECAUSE YOU ILLEGALLY PLANTED LISTENING DEVICES INTO THEM!
WHOSE FUCKING MONEY IS THIS ANYWAYS?! IT IS NOT YOURS!