No, You Are Wrong Garbage!

Disclaimer: Men Born Male Only, No Gays, No Skirt Wearing Fairies, No Transgender, No Tires, No Women Allowed!

 

They control the garbage around here.  It is timed to whatever I am doing in my home.  So, the garbage was not picked up yesterday until I opened and heated a – can.  They were not going to pick up my garbage until I shoved food in my mouth!

No, it is not good vibes in a garage!

They use the garage below my house to create vibrations causing me to urinate!  And, you expect me to be happy when they cause me to urinate BY ILLEGAL MEANS!!!!

EVERYTHING AROUND HERE IS ILLEGAL!  THIS HOUSE IS ILLEGAL!  THE ELECTRONICS ARE ILLEGAL!  THE CHEMICALS THEY USE ARE ILLEGAL!  EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DONE INCLUDING DAVID IS ILLEGAL!

THE ADJOING WALLS ARE ILLEGAL!  THE ADJOINING UNITS ARE ILLEGAL!  THE NEIGHBORS ARE ILLEGAL!

NO, YOU STUPID, STUPID, STUPD FUCKS I AM NOT JULIA ROBERTS!

FORCING A PERSON TO URINATE IS DISGUSTING!  ILLEGAL AND DISGUSTING!

JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE WORDS SPOKEN IN A MOVIE DOES NOT MEAN IT HAS TO PLAY OUT ON MYSELF!  IT IS ILLEGAL! 

URINATION IS NOT SEX OR SEXY!  IT IS NOT TRAINING!  IT IS DISGUSTING!  IT IS ILLEGAL!