June 25, 2019: READ: Sexually Incompetent

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June 25, 2019

What a terrible fucking night!  You’re sexually incompetent that’s what you told me tonight!  You are sexually incompetent!  Is this supposed to be the FBI?!  You’re sexually incompetent?!  No wonder you are in an unhappy marriage!  Of course, it must just be some story they made up, or they wouldn’t have done the damage to my groceries!  Go back to your wife!  Leave me alone!  I have a boyfriend!  You are sexually incompetent!

You fucking useless dick!  You stole my Obama alumni staff cup, been bumped up to staff, from the movie 12 Strong, what a useless fucking no-good dick you are!  No wonder we are at war!  YOU CAN’T FUCKING HEAR WORTH SHIT!  YOU USE A FUCKING CLAW HAMMER TO GET A SPLINTER OUT, AND THAT’S IN MY GODDAMN BRAIN!  MAYBE YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG, FROM THE MOVIE POINT BREAK!

You don’t hear so well!  I can’t help it if other men still have feelings for me!  I have a boyfriend, he makes me happy, he makes me smile, and HE actually thinks about me!

You’re a useless fucking dick, FBI!  Go back to your wife and leave me alone!  You can’t even keep your best asset employed!  Because you can’t get your own head out of the way!  You’re still following the same stupid protocol from a goddam computer program!

You are sexually incompetent!

SEXUALLY INCOMPETENT!

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