DEAR LORD JESUS, I DESPISE WITH EVERYTHING IN ME, THIS OVER-INFLATED EGO OF WEIGHT AND FAT, SWEATY, STINKY, SPORTS-BRA, DROOPY, JIGGLY-FAT UPON MY BODY, YOU ALONE KNOW HOW MUCH I DESPISE EGO IN OTHERS, PLEASE KILL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS, IN JESUS NAME, AMEN!