JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I AM ABOUT TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND AGAIN, I AM SO ANGRY!! ATTORNEY, LEGAL TEAM COULD YOU ARGUE FOR ME THAT A WAR, WARS, GOVERNMENTS HAVE NEVER BEEN WON OR RUN THROUGH THE GODDAMN FUCKING – PRESS! THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO DO HERE AND WHAT I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING AND RANTING ABOUT – TO END! YOU DON’T WIN A WAR FROM A NEWSPIECE! YOU DON’T WIN A WAR FROM A SOUND BITE! YOU WIN WARS FROM REAL FUCKING ACTION!! I AM DONE SCREAMING AND YELLING ABOUT MY ABILITIES! YOU DON’T WIN A WAR FROM A GODDAMN CAR! OR A PERSONAL HOME! ATTORNEY, THIS MESSAGE SENT THROUGH MY FATHER FROM THE PRESIDENT OF AFGHANISTAN ABOUT SENDING HIM A COPY OF THE ESTIMATE FOR MY BRAKES, IS NOT JUST ABOUT WHO WANTS TO PAY FOR THE REPAIR – AND THE COST OF MY BRAKE REPAIR JOB – SHOULD BE ON SOMEONE ELSE’S SHOULDERS, NOT MINE! AND A REMINDER, THESE REQUESTS AND REPAIRS SHOULD BE GETTING DONE THROUGH MY LEGAL TEAM AND ATTORNEY AND NOT DONE ON THE SLY SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A COPY OF MY KEY. SO PEOPLE STOP GETTING CRIMINALLY CHARGED FOR MISCONDUCT! AND GIVING PEOPLE THE PERCEPTION THAT THEY OWN ME, OR CAN THEN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT BECAUSE OF MONEY! TPOA WANTS A GUARANTEE THAT – THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WILL FINALLY SEND ME TO A REAL GODDAMN WAR ROOM, AND THAT MEANS, A REAL FUCKING HEADQUARTERS SET UP DONE IN PERSON AND NOT ONE AT A TIME PIECEMEAL VIRTUAL WORK LIKE YOU FUCKERS HAVE BEEN DOING! LET ME GIVE THE ORDERS TO MY ATTORNEY AND LEGAL TEAM IN PERSON, FACE TO FACE, WITH A REAL GODDAMN STAFF! I CAN WORK ON AFGHANISTAN, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE, THE PAKISTANI GROUP – FROM A REAL GODDAMN WAR ROOM THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, IF NOT ON A REAL MILITARY BASE, NEAR ONE AND A REAL HEADQUARTERS, AND THAT MEANS REAL BUILDINGS AND REAL STAFF! AND NO MORE WAWA GASSING!! THESE FUCKERS KNOW THAT’S TRUE! A SECURED, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, THAT HOLLYWOOD AND THE MEDIA HAVE LIMITED ACCESS TO! A CAR, A VEHICLE IS NOT A GODDAMN WAR ROOM! I WANT TO DO ACTUAL WORK! I KNOW I ACTUALLY CAN LEAD MULTIPLE ACTION PLAN GROUPS! I KNOW HOW TO! I CAN DO IT! I AM NOT MAKING IT UP! GET ZOHAN TO STOP USING ME FOR INVESTIGATIONS, GET EVERY PERSON TO STOP USING ME FOR INVESTIGATIONS, GET THESE MOTHERFUCKERS OFF OF INVESTIGATIONS AND GET THEM ON MY GODDAMN TEAM LIKE I’VE ASKED ABOUT AND WRITTEN ABOUT FOR SO LONG! I WANT A GODDAMN TEAM, I WANT MY GODDAMN WORK AND LIFE’S PURPOSE RESTORED TO ME! DAVID DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT MY LIFE’S PURPOSE IS! I DO! MY LIFE’S PURPOSE IS NOT TO BE STUCK IN VIRTUAL ISOLATION AWAY FROM REAL PEOPLE AND REAL WORK! THIS IS SO FUCKING SERIOUS, I NOW HAVE TO SCARE YOU PEOPLE TO – DEATH! TPOA GAVE AN ULTIMATUM, AND I WILL WARN YOU, AFGHANISTAN DOES HAVE THE ABILITY TO – DEFEAT THE UNITED STATES! BE REAL FUCKING CAREFUL HERE, YOU MORONS – NEED TO BE PUT OUT OF BUSINESS! I AM SO FUCKING HOT, I AM COOL! I REALLY CAN RUN A REAL SITE, BUT NOT LIKE THIS! NOT HERE! AFGHANISTAN REALLY CAN WIN AGAINST THE UNITED STATES, BUT THEY DON’T WANT TO – NOW! THEY WANT ME! AND I WANT TO GO!! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO REALLY THINK ABOUT THE COST OF LOSING THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN FOR – VIRTUAL REALITY! WHAT IS THAT COST RATIO?! I SIT HERE AND WITNESS VIRTUAL EXECUTIONS WHEN I COULD BE WINNING A GODDAMN WAR AND SETTING THE WORLD RIGHT AGAIN AFTER THIS 2014 VIRTUAL TAKEOVER!! WHAT IS THE REAL FUCKING ISSUE?! BECAUSE AS I SEE IT, IT IS REAL FUCKING SIMPLE! AN ULTIMATUM IS VERY FUCKING SERIOUS! HOLLYWOOD REALLY CAN – TAKE THE BACK FUCKING SEAT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, AND LET ME DO THE REAL WORK! I WARNED YOU PEOPLE! I WANTED A REAL GODDAMN WAR ROOM, YOU GOT A RELATIONSHIP STARTED THAT YOU CAN’T MANAGE OR CONTROL BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T MEANT TO AND I NEVER APPROVED YOU FOR IT! THAT RELATIONSHIP HAS GIVEN AN ULTIMATUM AND THAT IS REAL FUCKING SERIOUS! AND I DID TELL THE PRESIDENT OF AFGHANISTAN THAT BOB KNIGHTS SPY BASE CANNOT BE TRUSTED BECAUSE IT IS TRUE!