ZOHAN! STOP WAWA FAT GASSING ME! IT IS WORKING AGAINST YOU! IF YOU FEEL ATTACKED AND THREATENED, AND ALL OF US, INCLUDING ME HAVE BEEN ATTACKED SINCE AMAZON, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! AND SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THEY CREATED THIS WAWA FAT DOUGHNUT GASSING AND HAVE TRIED TO USE IT TO MAKE ME APPEAR AT MY FATHER’S POOL EVERYDAY TO SIT IN IT FOR HOURS AND IT REMOVES THE TOXINS FROM THE FAT BLOATED GAS CAUSING A REDUCTION IN WEIGHT BACK TO MY NORMAL OF 109! THEN, THEY CONTINUE TO FAT GAS WHILE SWIMMING SO IT APPEARS THAT THE TRUTH IS I AM FAT WHEN THE REAL TRUTH IS – THIS IS NOT MY BODY AND I AM FUCKING MAD AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO LOSE A WAR BECAUSE YOU HAVE YET TO GET THEM TO ADMIT IN A COURT OF LAW, IT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL, AND THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO CONTINUE!! IT IS MY BODY NOT YOURS! I AM NOT A TOY! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE REAL TROUBLE IN AFGHANISTAN IF THIS PERSISTS!