THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR SCENE IN THE MOVIE LEGALLY BLONDE ABOUT GETTING INTO HARVARD IS ME AT HILLSBOROUGH COMMUNITY COLLEGE ON MY FIRST VISIT OR TALK WITH A HCC COUNSELOR ABOUT HOW I WAS GOING TO GO FROM HCC TO FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY TO STUDY FILM, DIRECT, WRITE, PRODUCE, ACT, AND THE, THEY WON’T BE IMPRESSED WITH THE HISTORY OF POLKA DOTS (DILLARD’S JOB), AND WHY THE ACTRESS HAS A BUTCH HAIRCUT IS SONA AND HER LESBIAN PARTNER WHO THEN GAVE DAVID A FSU FILM STUDIES, PROBABLY A FULL RIDE! I HAVE NOT GOTTEN TO FINISH MY EDUCATION, THEY STOPPED ME FROM GOING TO UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA WHEN MY FATHER WORKED THERE, BY NOT GETTING EMPLOYMENT, AGAIN! WHEN AM I GOING TO BE GOOD ENOUGH?! THEY EVEN GAVE IT TO KNIGHTS AT AMAZON INSTEAD OF ME?! IF THIS PROFILE IS A US MILITARY BASE IN AFGHANISTAN, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?! I WILL BE TOO GOOD?! THIS TIME THE TAKEOVER DOES NOT MAKE IT! THIS TIME KNIGHTS DOES NOT MAKE IT! THEY CAN’T HELP! THEY DO NOT MAKE IT!