WHEN I WENT ON THE ROADTRIP TO THE WEST COAST IN 2014, I STOPPED AT A GAS STATION IN LOUISIANA (LOUIS, LOUIS) AND A BLACK MAN WEARING AN ORANGE SWEATER WITH THE WORD BILLIONAIRE ON IT WAS BEZOS DEATH MARKER (PROBABLY FROM HIMSELF) FOR THE TAKEOVER OF MY LIFE, INCLUDING MY MOTHERS GRUESOME EXECUTION!