DEAR GOD, FBI MAN HAS SNAKE FANGS (TEETH) IN HIS EYEBALLS (PROBABLY THOUSANDS OF THEM) – REMOVE THEM IMMEDIATELY! IT IS PROBABLY THE SOURCE OF THE MASTER CONTROL PROBLEM AND CHERITH IS SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT THIS STUPID MASTER CONTROL STUFF, CHERITH WANTS TO KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE OF IT! IN JESUS NAME, AMEN! CHERITH! :($!