DG ML, BLFB BOYFRIEND, HAVE YOU BEEN IN TOWN OR OUT TRAVELING FOR THE HOLIDAYS?! I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND IT HAS BEEN DIFFICULT WITH BANANA LISTENING AND TRYING TO MAKE TERRIBLE CONVERSATION IN MY HEAD, AND STUCK WITH THIS FAT PREGNANT WITCHED ROSE WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE IS TOO PREGNANT TO WORK ALREADY, AND GETS PAID – TO DO NOTHING! YUCK! YOU ARE ON MY CAR, BOYFRIEND! REGARDLESS OF THESE QUEER GROSS TAKEOVER MOTHERFUCKERS!