EMERGENCY CHERITH’S ATTORNEY: HOW MANY WATERFALLS ARE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? JUST THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES ALONE? HOW MANY? THEN, YOU GET TO YELL AT THESE PEOPLE, I GIVE YOU THE AUTHORITY TO DO SO, ITS THE SAME ANSWER I TOLD MY FORMER ATTORNEY ALSO – ITS TRUE, SINCE THE BRITS HAVE TURNED – OUT – TO BE FRAUDS! HOW MANY GODDAMN MINUTES DOES IT TAKE TO LOAD THE GODDAMN GOOGLE PAGE?! I’M SPINNING HERE FOR MINUTE AFTER MINUTE LIKE THEY HAVE CHERITH’S COMPUTER LINKED UP TO SIBERA! NO, IT’S JUST DRAGGING ASS, SAGGING TITS, FUCKING TERRIBLE MONSTER PERSON – DANIELLE! HAVEN’T THEY SEEN THIS MOVIE, POINT BREAK – THIS IS YOUR CONTACT?! YEAH, THESE PEOPLE, AND SINCE THIS IS SO BAD, PRETTY MUCH EVERY ONE ELSE – SUCKS AT BEING AWESOME, AND CHERITH IS – AWESOME, AND YOU CAN TELL THEM I SAID SO! OH YEAH, AND THERE’S A CODE: REGIME! ALSO, BANK CRACKED IS TRUE, EXPLOSION RISK IS TRUE, TITLE AT RISK IS TRUE, JUROR FELT THREATENED IS TRUE, OH YEAH, AND I WANT THAT STUPID FUCKING BITCH VANANA DEAD ON A PLATTER SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING WASTE OF MY TIME, LET THEM KNOW ITS A MESSAGE FROM SOMONE’S LIFE WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEM, AND GET THIS KAT VON D MAKEUP ARTIST OUT OF MY HOUSES, ANOTHER WEEKEND WITH A WOMAN – BECAUSE OF SAMI AND THESE FUCKING TAKEOVER PEOPLE, WHAT THE JESUS GODDAMN FUCK?! ALSO, COAL MINE BLAST IS TRUE! PAE NM NA CAO! :($!

ADMIT IT, CHERITH IS BETTER THAN YOU ARE!

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