ECA! CHERITH LIKE THE UK DUDE SINGER ON STAGE AT CHURCH, BUT I – DO NOT LIKE KHP! AND I – LIKE TO KNOW THAT CHERITH’S ATTORNEY IS ALWAYS INVOLVED ‘CAUSE CHERITH LIKE CHERITH’S ATTORNEY! WHEN DENZEL WAS AT THE CAR WASH THE OTHER DAY, IF THIS IS TRUE, THIS STORY CHERITH HAS TOLD, HAS NEVER CHANGED! GOD MADE THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH, AND THEN MADE MAN, AND KIND OF SAT BACK AFTER MAKING MAN, AND WATCHED, AND WAITED – FOR MAN TO COMMINUCATE! BUT, MEN, ARE NOT THE BEST COMMUNICATORS IN THE WORLD! GOD SAID, GREAT, I KNOW WHAT TO DO, I WILL MAKE WOMAN, AND WOMAN WILL BE EVERYTHING MAN WILL EVER REALLY WANT – ON EARTH – HE’LL (HELL) HAVE TO TALK THEN! SO GOD MADE WOMAN, AND – MAN’S JAW DROPPED OPEN! WOW! WHAT A WOMAN! GOD’S THINKING, YEAH, I KNOW! SHORT STORY IS, MAN AND WOMAN TALKED AND TALK TOGETHER BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR SERMONS OR SPEECHES – YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING TOO LONG! IT IS EVER-PRESENT IN GOD’S MIND – GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! DOESN’T MATTER! IT’S NOT QUITE A HUNGER, BUT GOD LOVES – SO MUCH, REALLY, MOSTLY ALL GOD REALLY ASKS FOR – IS AN AUDIENCE! SEE THE HOLLYWOOD CONNECTION?! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GOD, DID YOU SEE THIS THING ON MY SHOE?! GOD, DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY SMELLED UP MY NOSE?! GOD, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH – DOESN’T MATTER! GO TO GOD! STOP WORRYING SO MUCH ABOUT TRYING TO BE PERFECT PEOPLE – AND START – LIVING! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! THE MORE YOU ARE IN – HIS – PRESENCE…I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO FINISH THE SENTENCE FOR YOU! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! WOMAN IS NOT MEANT TO CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR MEN – WE ARE MEANT TO – SHARE OUR LIVES TOGETHER! MAN CAN’T HELP – BUT, TO THINK ABOUT MAN WHEN WOMAN – TALKS! GET IT?! MOST MEN DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! BUT – I SEE YOU! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! GO TO GOD! CAO! ;($!

GET THIS FUR OFF MY FACE! YOU ARE BEING MISLED! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE HAD TO WIPE MY BACKSIDE TODAY?! GROSS!

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