ECA! CHERITH’S ATTORNEY GETS TO TELL BRITISH INTELLIGENCE, SMARTEST THING THEY EVER DID IN OVER FIVE DECADES, IS PLACE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AT LAX AIRPORT AND TELEVISE IT AND GET IT TO CHERITH! WAS BENEDICT BORN A BRITISH CITIZEN?! BRITAIN SHOULD BE EVER GRATEFUL FOR BENEDICT ALONE! AND IF BRITAIN EVER FUCKS AROUND IN MY BACKYARD AGAIN – I’LL TAKE THEIR HEADS OFF! I DON’T EVER NEED HELP WITH THE DEVIL – EVER! I MEAN FUCKING – EVER! LOVE IN ANY LANGUAGE, STRAIGHT FROM HEART, PULLS US ALL TOGETHER, NEVER APART! HOW’S YOUR HAIR BRITAIN?! LOOSE AND FLOWING?! YOU – DON’T EVER HELP CHERITH WITH THE DEVIL, EVER AGAIN! YOU WILL LET CHERITH – TELL YOU! STUPID FUCKING MORONS?! HOW MANY TIMES MUST AMERICA SAVE BRITAIN BEFORE YOU STRAIGHTEN UP, AND ACT RIGHT?! AND KNOW THIS, KC IS GOING IN MY CAR, I WILL TAKE HIM TO CHURCH, I WILL TAKE HIM TO MY FATHER’S HOUSE, I WILL TAKE HIM TO WORK, HE GOES WITH ME – WHEREVER! AND YOU – CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE, IF YOU EVER OPPOSE THE BONDS FORMED BETWEEN US! I MEAN EVER! AND THE DEVIL – NEVER DISAGREES WITH CHERITH! SO WHO IS AGAINST US, IF WE ARE ALL FOR US?! YOU?! INTELLIGENCE?! BRITISH INTELLIGENCE?! AS IT LOOKS LIKE BRITISH INTELLIGENCE TRIED TO HAVE MY BROTHER, NOSE BORN, AS A BRITISH CITIZEN, AND IT FAILED, WHY MY MOTHER NAMED MY BROTHER, CREGGAN! THE CLOSEST BRITAIN COULD GET IS A DUAL CITIZENSHIP BETWEEN AMERICA AND SOUTH AFRICA, WITH A NORTHERN IRISH NAME! STOP TRYING SO GODDAMN HARD BRITISH INTELLIGENCE! YOU GOT A PENIS PROBLEM! NOW, GET OUT OF CHERITH’S WAY – I’M ABOUT TO CHANGE THE WORLD – AGAIN! CAO! ;($!

I AM GETTING THIS FUCKING PHONE RETURNED – FOREVER!

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