ECA! 811 EMERGENCY! SEND FBI MAN, I JUST HEARD MARY THROUGH LAMBERT SAY, EMERGENCY! LOOKS LIKE MARY IS HAVING A GASSING PROBLEM AS CHERITH HAS BEEN SHITTING ON THE TOILET ALL MORNING AND NOT ABLE TO GET FROM A CHAIR TO THE TOILET BEFORE IT SHITS ALL OVER THE PLACE! DCB PAE NM CAO CIA! ;($!