How about this one, Ezekiel 39:19 Gorge yourselves with flesh until you are glutted, drink blood until you are drunk; this is the sacrificial feast I have prepared for you – Whoa! Wow! Omg! Oh my God! That’s a trap! Don’t fall for it! Huge! Oh my Jesus balls! Huge! Knight! Think of me as a Knight! You people get caught up on fairy wings as Angels – Knight! and who are they fooling, none of my husbands are going to be living in a one room bungalow, we are in a castle set for at least fifty – every day! You need me and I am the best you will ever see in all of eternity – I got Jesus with me! Can’t have Jesus! Can’t have me! Can’t have my suicide! Can’t kill or murder me! ;($! ,