CH ATTORNEY, AMAZON DIDN’T KNOW THEY NEEDED – HELP, UNTIL THEY TOLD CH THEY WERE GOING TO – READ HERE! APPEARENTLY THERE WAS AN FARTS, HER NAME IS FARTS, ANYTIME THEY USE HER NAME AS CH – CH CORRECTS THEM, HER NAME IS FARTS – SHE WISHES SHE WAS HAIR, AND APPEARENTLY THERE WAS A SOUTH AFRICA INCIDENT YESTERDAY – AND NO ONE – APPRECIATED – FARTS, WHATEVER THEY TRIED TO PULL – IT WAS – NOT APPRECIATED! AND IT LOOKS LIKE – A REALLY BAD, BIG STINK, AND CH MIGHT CHANGE HER NAME TO SNOTTY FARTS BECAUSE – THE MOMENT CH GETS TO CH HOUSE – THEY BLAST CH WITH THIS STUFF THAT CAUSES – AND ENDLESS PHLEGMN DRIP – SO, THAT’S SUPER FUN! GOING THROUGH ENDLESS TISSUE BOXES – BECAUSE CH MADE A PURCHASE – TO LIVE! AND CH JUST HEARD, SOUNDED LIKE THEY MEANT – 27 IS NOT FEELING WELL, SO – CH IS AT – AN OMELETTE, NOT AN EGG-WHITE OMELETTE, ITS TOO SOPHISTICATED FOR HIM, A SPINACH OMELETTE WITH ONION AND CH LIKES SWISS CHEESE FOR THE SALT AND NUT FLAVOR WITH THE SPINACH, YET ANOTHER PLAIN WHITE CHEESE, SUCH AS JARLSBURG OR MUNSTER WOULD ALSO BE OKAY – STAY AWAY FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE, THERE IS NO SUCH THING, YOU’D KNOW THIS IF THEY HAD CH IN THE REAL WORLD, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AMERICAN CHEESE, ITS AN ILLUSION, OF COURSE, THEY SELL PRODUCTS THAT ARE LABELED AMERICAN CHEESE, ITS JUST A VARIETY OF WHAT IS THE REAL CHEESE, AND THAT’S SWISS CHEESE, IF YOU HAVE TASTE BUDS – ASSHOLES – GO FUCK YOURSELVES, A BIT OF HASHBROWNS AND OMELETTE, POTATO AND EGG, AND CH IS STILL CRUSHING THE PACKAGE OF MORNINGSTAR BACON – ITS NOT REALLY – BACON, ITS A SOYBEAN PRODUCT WITH LIQUID SMOKE FOR FLAVOR – ITS NOT – BACON, TECHINICALLY THE ONLY BACON IS NOT EVEN – PORK OR PIG, ITS – TURKEY BACON, OSCAR MAYER TURKEY BACON IS THE ONLY TURKEY BACON CH HAS HAD ACCESS TO – IT COOKS BETTER, NO ONE REALLY LIKES BACON – ITS TOO FATTY, THEY LIKE THE FLAVOR THEY – ADD TO THE PRODUCT OF BACON! PEOPLE REALLY LEAN FAR MORE TO VEGETARIANISM THAN THEY DO – ANIMAL PRODUCTS, TAKE THE FLAVOR OF THE BACON OUT AND – AIN’T NO ONE INTERESTED! STILL AT CRUSHING A PACKAGE OF MORNINGSTAR BACON AND – ITS RASPBERRIES TODAY, AS EVERYONE KNOWS CH BOUGHT A ROXY SWIMSHIRT TO GO TO – BLIZZARD BEACH AS CH BROTHER – IN THE DAYS CH GOT TO TALK TO CH BROTHER, BOUGHT CH AN ANNUAL PASS AND CH – WENT ALL THE TIME, HOWEVER, DROWNING, AS OFTEN HAPPENED WHEN CH WAS AT WATER PARKS, AS THERE IS ONLY BLIZZARD BEACH AS A WATER PARK IN ALL OF FLORIDA – FOR CH, DON’T WANT NO OTHER WATER PARK, NOT EVEN BUSH GARDENS ADVENTURE ISLAND, JUST BLIZZARD BEACH, AND CH BOUGHT THE ROXY SWIM SHIRT, UNLESS THEY’VE STOLEN IT OR DAMAGED IT, CH STILL HAS IT, UNFORTUNATELY ITS IN A SIZE MEDIUM, THEY ARE STILL HAVING TROUBLE SEEING CH AS A PRINCESS INSTEAD OF AN OGRE, AND IT BELONGS, DICK’S SPORTING GOODS APPLE STORE – TO FBI MAN – DUH!, DOESN’T REALLY BELONG, ITS JUST COMMUNICATIONS! AND EVERYONE KNOWS – EVERY PERSON IS SUPPOSED TO EAT – ABOUT A PINT TO A QUART OF FRESH BERRIES, SUCH AS RASPBERRIES – EVERY DAY AND IN THE MORNING IS BEST FOR THE BODY – OPTIMUS PRIME! YOU STOLE CH AMERICAN EXPRESS CARDS – AND NOW THEY’VE BOUGHT CONTROL AS A GOVERNMENT – THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS NOT GOING TO SURVIVE – THESE ATTACKS! YOU JUST – HAD TO TAKE CH AMERICAN EXPRESS CARDS?! YOU JUST HAD TO TAKE CH BANK OF AMERICA CARDS?! THE AMERICAN GOVENRMENT – IS NOT GOING TO SURVIVE – YOU ATTACKING CH -BET ON IT! THEY – DO NOT REBRAND CH IN A DIFFERENT SIZE! PIN HEAD CH IN AN ORCA FAT BODY SUIT TO GO WITH THE MORE AVERAGE SIZE OF FBI MAN – AMERICA IS NOT GOING TO SURVIVE – YOU ATTACKING CH! SUPER MAD! TEIKWW HAS BEEN MISLEAD AND SHE’S IN TROUBLE – THE GOVENRMENT – DOES NOT WORK UNDER CONTROL – THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT GOING TO SURVIVE UNTIL CH TELLS YOU IT WILL – YOU – AMERICA, DID NOT CAPTURE AND KILL BIN LADEN – CH GOT THAT FOR YOU! FUCK YOU – FOR THE ASSHOLE THANKS! STUPIDIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! CH PUT AN EASEL IN THE LIVING ROOM AREA IN THE BIG SUR HOUSE, TO DRESS IT (ENGLISH LANGUAGE TERM) FOR SELLING IT – AS ITS MEANT TO BE A PROJECT TO MAKE MONEY – FOR CH – NOT FOR YOU PEOPLE BUYING CONTROL TO PRETEND YOUR MILLIONAIRES, CH PUT THE EASEL IN THE SORT OF OPEN LIVING ROOM AREA TO DRESS IT FOR CUSTOMER – TO DEFINE IT FOR PEOPLE, AS CH WOULD JUST LEAVE IT OPEN, YET OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT PUT FURNITURE THERE, OR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, AND CH USED THE EASEL TO SHOW – THERE IS LOTS OF ROOM HERE, AND USING AN EASEL IS A SORT OF NEUTRAL NON-SPECIFIC WAY OF DEFINING THE – LOTS OF ROOM SPACE – TO A CUSTOMER, AN EASEL TAKES UP LOTS OF ROOM, AND PAINTING WOULD TAKE – LOTS OF ROOM, AND TO DESCRIBE THIS TO A CUSTOMER WITHOUT HAVING TO USE WORDS – CH USED AN EASEL! EA GAMES IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE EMPLOYED AGAIN – ITS THE CAUSE OF THE NOSE AND – ITS THE CAUSE OF THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT – FAILING – FINE THEM FOR USING CH NOSE – AGAIN – RIH FAGGOTS! ;($!,