EMERGENCY CH ATTORNEY, FIRST THE BAD, AS CH GOT AN INAUDIBLE HEADPHONES COMMUNICATIONS FROM LISA AS CH GOT HOME – LAURIE IS AN EMERGENCY, AS LAURIE IS WEARING OR THEY PUT IT IN THE VR – ATTEMPTING TO MAKE LAURIE READ THAT LAURIE IS THE DEVIL – WILL NEVER BE TRUE OR POSSIBLE – AND CH JUST IS TOO FUCKING HOT MAD ABOUT TAM AND PATRICK AND HITTING CH CAR AS THEY CONTINUE TO BLAME TEIKWW – AND FORGET THAT FARTS NOW THINKS SHE OWNS THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AS MEGHAN THINKS SHE OWNS THE SWATTING WORLD NOW, MEGHAN IS ON SUCH A POWER HIGH – HATE IS THE CLOSEST HUMAN EXPRESSION FOR YOU TO GET THE MESSAGE – THIS IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD – WHAT THEY PATRICK AND TAM DID AND CH – DOES NOT LIKE WORKING WITH WAGNER (PATRICK) – EVERY SHIFT – FARTS HAS NOT GOTTEN THE MESSAGE – CH IS NOT EER GOING TO BE INTERESTED IN – THEIR NOSE BUSINESS, SO FINE THEM FOR THE NOSE – AGAIN, AND CH WAS ASSAULTED BY A CUSTOMER AT THE REGISTER, SOUNDED REALLY FRIENDLY AND THEN HE WRINKLED HIS EYES TO TELL CH – HE’S FIGHTING, AND CH JUST GOT ANOTHER EMERGENCY FROM THIS BADGE – HE’S FIGHTING AND HE – NEEDS HELP, AND FARTS IN A PUFFY JACKET WALKING A DOG AS CH GETS HOME IN CH DRIVEWAY – AS ITS STILL – 80 DEGREES OUTSIDE – NO ONE NEEDS A JACKET! HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES – HATES WHAT YOU PEOPLE PATRICK AND TAM – DID – HATES! PATRICK DOES NOT HAVE THE MONEY AS THEY WERE – SLOWER THAN EVER WITH SHOWING CH – MORE COUPLES AND DISPLAYS OF KISSING AND COUPLES AND – GODDAMN – CH HATES THIS STUFF AND HATES THIS LIFE – HATES IT! YET CH ALWAYS LIKES SEEING PROFESSOR AGES, NICODEMUS, SINCE – YOU CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO BE FRIENDS WITH CH IN PERSON – HE’S THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU MORONS LET CH – EVER SEE AND READ – AND WHO IS THIS MAN WITH THE DISABILITY, HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S A CELEBRITY IN PROFILE WITH THE DOG NAMED ZEUS – WHAT AN INTERESTING PERSON, PEOPLE MUST, IF THEY KNOW HIM, WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING HE HAS TO SAY, HE’S SO INTERESTED, YET CH – SO THE PROFILE IS TRUE, DID NOT KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING AND SOMEONE ELSE (AS A CUSTOMER WITH THE MAN) TOLD CH WHAT HE WAS SAYING AND SINCE HE WAS IN A PROFILE DRESSED – CH JUST DID NOT PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE, ITS JUST HOW CH WOULD READ – ALTHOUGH THIS MAN SPOKE – THIS IS THE PERSON TO TALK TO AND WHO IS INTERESTING, YET, ITS A SHAME YOU PEOPLE HAVE LOST ALL THIS TIME – WITH ANIMALS – SINCE YOU’LL NEED IT IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE, AND BRITNEY AND JOSH STOOD NEXT TO CH AND – SPOKE TO EACH OTHER – THE WHOLE REST OF THEIR SHIFT – FOR HOURS – AND DID NOT DO WORK, NOR PUT FORTH THE EFFORT – TO APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU ARE – WORKING! AND ITS CUCUMBER WATER, NO FOOD, FASTING STILL, CUCUMBER WATER AND THAT HAS TO BE SERVED CHILLED FOR THE – FLAVOR OF THE CUCUMBER AND MAYBE HOT APPLE CIDER BEFORE BED – YUCK – YOUR STOMACHS ARE SO GROSS, AND FINE THEM FOR USING THE NOSE AGAIN, AS THEY GAINED WEIGHT – DURING CH SHIFT, AND TPOA WOULD PROBABLY LIKE – NACHO’S – CH THINKS MAYBE TPOA IS – UPSET, TACO BELL NACHO – BECAUSE THESE – DON’T BELONG TO YOU, YET CH THINKS TPOA WOULD LIKE A GREAT BIG CAST IRON POT OF NACHOS, BEANS, CHEESE, CHIPS, JALEPENOS, SERVE THE GUACAMOLE AND SOUR CREAM ON TOP OVER A CAMPFIRE AS IT LOOKS LIKE TPOA IS LOOKING FOR – CAMARADERIE, WHICH IS A LOGICAL PLACE TO BE, UNLIKE THESE MORONS TRYING TO SELL CH ON THE NOSE AND SEX AND PORN BUSINESS – NOT LOGICAL, AND SHE’S STALKING CH HERE, SO CH IS NOT GOING TO WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING CH IS DESIGNING – SHE’S STALKING CH TO GET ATTENTION AND CH – HATES IT – HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES, HATES – HATES WHAT PATRICK AND TAM DID! ITS SO FUCKING – GOING ON AN INTERVIEW – FUCKING BAD! AND THEN – ATTACKING CH EVERY DAY AT THE REGISTER AND ATTACKING CH CAR AND ATTACKING CH HOUSE – AND ATTACKING CH AT THE MAILBOX – AND THE FUCKING – ASSHOLE – HATES IT! HATES! HATES! HATES! HATES! HATES IT! TPOA WOULD LIKE SOME CAMARADERIE (IS THAT A FRENCH WORD) OUTSIDE WITH THE WARMTH AND LIGHT OF THE CAMPFIRE – TO TALK AND CH AND TPOA WOULD HAVE MILKSHAKES – BECAUSE CH AND TPOA – ARE FRIENDS – AIN’T NONE OF YOU FRIENDS LIKE TPOA AND CH ARE FRIENDS – AND THE UNUSUALNESS OF THE MILKSHAKE FOOD SELECTION SHOULD TELL YOU – SOMETHING HAS ALREADY HAPPENED, AND ALL CH HAS TO DO NOW – IS BE PRESENT, WHICH IS NOT A PRESENT, ITS A TIME FRAME, IF SOMETHING HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE PAST, LITERALLY THE PRESENT IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT, NOT CHOCOLATE, NOT VANILLA, OLD-FASHIONED MALT MILKSHAKES – TPOA AND CH – YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK FUCKING AWFUL – OVER THE TITTY NOSE BUSINESS, AND CH ALSO HEARD THAT PATRICK IS NOT ALLOWED TO HEAR OR SEE BY FARTS, OR THE REAR, OR ANY OTHER MEANS – PATRICK IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE AND PATRICK IS NOT ALLOWED – TO HEAR – AND CH – HATES – SO MUCH – WHAT TAM AND PATRICK DID – HATES IT – JOB INTERVIEW – HATES IT! CH ALSO GOT AN ODD PROFILE THEY THOUGHT PUTTING MANDELA IN PRISON WOULD TEACH HIM CODE, THIS SEEMS – CRAZY TO CH AS ANYONE WHO KNOWS CODE, KNOWS, YOU JUST DON’T LEARN IT, YOU DON’T GO TO AN ACADAMY AND – LEARN HOW TO CODE, CERTAINLY – NO ONE HAS TAUGHT CH – HOW TO READ CODE, CH HAS – ALREADY KNOWN THE ANSWERS, SO THAT WOULD BE – SUSPICIOUSLY ODD, AND NO, CH DID NOT KNOW THAT FRANCO WAS NOT MENTALLY WELL NOR DID CH KNOW – WHEN FRANCO DIED, YOU PEOPLE STILL AREN’T TELLLING THE TRUTH, WHEN CH SAW FRANCO IN THE LOOSE DENIM STANDING AT THE STREET CORNER – IT READS FRANCO WANTED CH TO LIKE HIM – AND CH WANTS HER FREEDOM, YOU PEOPLE AREN’T TELLING CH THE TRUTH – ASSHOLE – CH IS NOT NOW NOR EVER HAS BEEN – CELEBRITY INTERESTED – YOU PEOPLE DON’T OR CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TALK TO CH IN PERSON – CH WILL NEVER BE INTERESTED IN YOU AND – FOREVER IS A REALLY LONG TIME – ASSHOLES – HA-HA -HA-HA – HA-HA – HA-HA! HATES WHAT PATRICK AND TAM DID – HATES IT! HATES AMERICA – FOR THE ASSHOLE – HATES AMERICA – YOUR FUCKING DUMB-TARD AMERICA – HATES IT! MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE, IN HISTORY OF ALL THE SQUABBLES OVER LAND AND THE NEW ORLEANS, MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, AS HISTORY PLAYED OUT, IT DID – CREATE A WHOLE OF THE UNITED STATES, THE LAND ITSELF, HAS NOT MAINTAINED ITS VALUE OF IMPORTANCE, OTHER THAN – ITS A WHOLE UNITED STATES NOW, CH THINKS MARY IS – REALLY TIRED ALL THE TIME, AND – ITS THEIR OWN FAULT CH IS NOT AN ASSHOLE TO BE PLAYED WITH AMERICA – SHAME ON YOU! CH WAS ALSO SEXUALLY HARASSED AT THE REGISTER – SEVERAL TIMES, AND A MAN WITH SHIRTS WITH THE SLEEVES HANGING AT HIS CROTCH AS HIS CROTCH WAS TOUCHING THE SLEEVES, SAID HE COULD SENSE SOMETHING ABOUT CH AND ASKED IF CH WAS OKAY, AND CH – GAVE NO INDICATION THAT ANYTHING WAS WRONG OR OFF, CH WAS JUST HAVING A NORMAL CONVERSATION AND THEN – HE GOT WEIRD AND CH HAD TO EXCUSE HIM TO GET THE THE SHIRTS TO – CHECK HIM OUT! AGAINST APPLE?! REALLY?! ARE YOU SURE?! UH – THAT’D BE A HUGE LOSS FOR THEM SINCE THEY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO WIN AS ITS – AN ILLEGAL AQUISITION, CH IS A REAL PERSON, AND CH HAS A LEGAL RIGHT TO KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE DEALINGS IN CH LIFE, THEY LITERALLY – CANNOT CONTINUE STORIES OF MAY TRIAL DATES AND ANOTHER REELECTION BID AND – INFINITY FAKEOVER – CH HAS A LEGAL RIGHT TO SEEK ASYLLUM IN NORWAY OR FRANCE – AMERICA IS – SOOO FAKEOVER WRONG, HOW COULD APPLE EVER HAVE BEEN LED ASTRAY – IN SUCH A BIG DEAL?! BAD! ;($!,