EMMERGENCY CH ATTORNEY, CH HAD A CUSTOMER AT THE MANAGERS TILL AND GUESS WHO NEVER WORKS THE MANAGER’S TILL – JUDY – AND HE SAID THE BOX OF SHELLS OR WHATEVER NONSENSE YOU DUMB AMERICANS ARE DOING WASTING CH LIFE UNTIL CH DIES, WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 16 DOLLARS AND IT – RANG IS THEIR WORD TO USE AT THE REGISTER NOW, RANG UP AT 20.99 AND SO CH WENT TO CUSTOMER SERVICE BECAUSE THE CUSTOMER SAID THE PRICE WAS WRONG, AS FARTS IS PLAYING THE TEXTING ON CH PHONE AS SCRIPTING BECAUSE – AMERICA IS SO FUCKING STUPID – YOU’RE LOSING AND YOU DON’T EVEN TAM AS THE NEXT SEX MASTER TRAINER – DON’T EVEN KNOW IT, SO CH WENT TO CUSTOMER SERVICE AND MARK SAID IT WAS 20.99 AND THEN MARK JUST SLOWLY WALKED OFF TO THE BACK, AND CH WENT TO THE CUSTOMER AND TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO CHECK AND HE WAS GONE, AND GONE, AND GONE, AND GONE, AND GONE, AND CH STARTED KEEPING TRACK OF THE TIME AND THEN SAID TO THE CUSTOMER AS CH WAS OBLIGATED TO TALK TO THE CUSTOMER BECAUSE MARK WAS GONE SO LONG AND CH – SURE DID NOT WANT TO BE FORCED THIS INTERACTION – ITS WHY CH IS MOVING TO EUROPE AND WILL NO LONGER – GIVE YOU CALIFORNIA – YOU ARE FORCING CH – BY THE COUNTIES AND CH IS GOING TO BLAME THE COUNTY – FOR ALL ETERNITY – THAT’S – HOW WRONG HILLSBOOROUGH COUNTY – REALLY IS – CH DID NOT – WANT TO BE FORCED THIS CONVERSATION AND – DID NOT – WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH THE CUSTOMER – BECAUSE THEY MADE AN EXCUSE OF TIME – CH DID NOT – DID NOT – DID NOT – DID NOT – CH DID NOT WANT TO CONVERSE WITH THE CUSTOMER, EVENTUALLY CH SAID, THAT MARK HAD BEEN DONE A LONG TIME, SEVERAL MINUTES AND WAS MAKING EXCUSES AS TO WHY IT WAS TAKING MARK SO LONG, CUSTOMERS MIGHT HAVE STOPPED HIM AND MARK – WITH NO HURRY IN WALKING – RETURNED AND SAID – THEY ARE NOT – 16.SOMETHING AND THEY ARE 20.99 AND MARK SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THEM- NOT BEING 130. OR 119. AND CH SAID – CODED QUICKLY – THEY ARE NOT – THAT EXPENSIVE AMOUNT OF MONEY – BECAUSE THIS IS STILL AMERICA BEING DUMB – SOUTH AFRICA IS NOT A MINE TO BE – DEPLETED OF RICHES, CH – IS THE ATM, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND AND YOU CAN’T FILL CH WITH THIS PERCEIVED BLACK HOOD AND TELL PEOPLE – CH IS BLACK – CH IS WHITE – NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE CH ANY OTHER COLOR – OTHER THAN WHITE – CH IS THE ATM MACHINE – NOT – SOUTH AFRICA – YOU’VE NOW WASTED CH TIME – AND NO LONGER HAVE LUCKY ON YOUR SIDE – YOU MESSED IN THE WRONG BACK YARD – IF YOU WANT THIS – YOU DON’T WASTE TIME – PLAYING FARTS GETS ANOTHER CHRISTMAS – WITH THE TIME OF CH LIFE – YOU DON’T – AMERICA IS NEVER GOING TO GET IT – NEVER, MARK SAID THEY WERE 20.99, ADN WHILE WE WERE WAITING FOR MARK THE CUSTOMER’S WIFE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO GO TAKE A PHOTO, AND WHEN MARK SAID THEY WERE 20.99 AGAIN, THE CUSTOMER SAID HE WAS GOING TO GO LOOK AT THE SHELF AGAIN, AND CH SUSPENDED THE ORDER AND KEPT IT AT THE CASH, AND THE CUSTOMER RETURNED AND SHOWED CH THE PHOTO OF THE 16.99 AND POINTED OUT – AND CH DID NOT LOOK THAT CLOSELY THAT THE PRICE TAG SAID SOMETHING ABOUT 45 AND THESE WERE – SOMETHING OR OTHER AND THE CUSTOMER SAID – THEY WERE STOCKED IN THE WRONG PLACE BECAUSE THEY USED THE FIRE TO TAKE ALL OF CH – AMAZON STOCKS AWAY AS THEY TOOK CH DISNEY STOCKS AWAY – WITH UNEMPLOYMENT, AND THE CUSTOMER GOT THE ITEM AND THAT WAS THAT AND HE WAS – NOT MAD, AND THIS – IS ALL BECAUSE CH KNEW IMMEDIATELY WITH THE WASTELAND GAME – THOSE WERE ABOUT FBI MAN’S PANTS, AND THIS LAUNDRY GAME – CH KNEW IMMEDIATELY – IS ALL ABOUT TPOA’S PANTS, REALLY NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOUR PANTS – CH KNOWS WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE AND KNOWS – BLAH-BLAH – REALLY STUPID OF YOU AMERICA – SPEND ALL THIS TIME TO BE MEAN TO CH TO FORCE CH – TO MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY BECAUSE CH NOW – HATES YOU SO MUCH – YOU KNOW NOTHING OF FREEDOM – ALL OF CH LIFE – IS GONE – BECAUSE THE AMERICAN’S – HAVE NOT MANAGED WELL – THEY ARE ON THEIR OWN, CH IS NOT GOING TO WRITE TO AQUIRE THEM – THIS IS NOT – HOW A GOVERNMENT LETS ITS CITIZEN’S – BE FREE AND WORK – HATE YOU – AND A WOMAN WHO IS NOT ABLE TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE – HAS A MENTAL DISORDER – 26 FOR CONTROL – AMERICA IS EVIL THIS TIME AND ITS – AMERICA’S FAULT! CAN’T GET TO AFGHANISTAN – YOU’RE EVIL?! ;($!, CAN’T GET CH TO A RESCUE TODAY BECAUSE YOU WANT FARTS TO HAVE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS HERE – AMERICA IS EVIL?! ;($!,