OH MY GOD – YOU PEOPLE ARE – SOOO MEAN! SHE’S GOT CH PULLING AROUND 500 POUNDS FROM CH BACK AND TRYING TO BREAK CH LEFT ARM – BECAUSE SMELL IS STILL NOT THE MASTER – YOU AMERICAN’S ARE THE MEANEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! CH ATTORNEY, WHO IN THE DEVILSH HAS HE BEEN TALKING TO – LIVING HISTORY – IS REALLY TRUE, AND CH WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST EXPLORING IT, LOOKING FOR IT – DOES IT HAVE A GOVERNMENTAL PURPOSE?! THEN, LEAVE IT ALONE, IT – DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU! USING CH TO EXPLORE HOLLYWOOD STORIES, THE MUMMY, LIVING HISTORY, WITNESSING CH IN THE PRESENT AND BE ABLE TO SEE THE PAST AS CH IS – WELL, THE PRESENTER, IN WHAT IS PROBABLY WITH PSYCHICS AND PEOPLE WHO DABBLE, EVEN WITH INTELLIGENCE – DOES IT HAVE A GOVERNMENTAL PURPOSE?! WILL IT GO BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT IN SOME WAY OF – USE?! THEN LEAVE IT ALONE – TAOTC, THE ARK OF THE COVENANT – STILL TRUE TODAY – YOU USE GOVERNMENTS TODAY – IT WILL HAVE AN IMPACT IF YOU DO NOT USE CH – FOR A GOVERNMENTAL PURPOSE, STAY AWAY FROM CH IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENTS AND SEE THEM ALL END IN CHAOS – CH IS NEVER GOING TO BE INTERESTED IN YOU AND WILL – WANT TO GET AWAY FROM YOU – LIKE YOU’RE A PLAGUE BECAUSE YOU ARE, AS SMELL AND VANANA GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT CH HEARD, AND MEGHAN WHO IS STAYING AT 23 AS CH HEARD IT AGAIN TONIGHT, IS NOT COOPERATING ABOUT TRYING TO USE CH – FOR SEX CONTROL, THIS IS – REALLY NOT BRAINAIC STUFF – YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO WIN PLAYING SEX CONTROL – IT HAS NOT GOVERNMENTAL PURPOSE! ALL THESE FAKE STORIES – HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REAL WORLD NEWS – AMERICA IS – SOOO GODDAMN STUPID! HAVE YOU PEOPLE – NEVER TENDED A GARDEN BEFORE?! BESIDES ASH ACTUALLY BEING A FERTILIZER FOR THE SOIL, YOU PLACE ASH AROUND THE BORDERS OF FLOWER GARDENS – TO KEEP SNAILS AWAY, SNAILS – DO NOT LIKE IT, AND SHE’S ABOUT TO CRASH AGAIN, CH WAS IN HOSPITAL BED AGAIN LAST NIGHT – AND THEY GAVE CH – A WEEK OFF FROM WORK – IS STILL A MEGHAN PROBLEM AND YOU MORONS ARE PREVENTING CH – FROM GETTING A REAL JOB! WHY DIDN’T CH ATTORNEY – GET CH TODAY?! THEY ARE BEGGIN YOU TO TAKE IT FROM THEIR HANDS – THEY ARE OUT OF MONEY AND – SOOOO MEAN! BREAKING CH STUFF – SOOOO MEAN! PLACING URINE SMELL ON EVERYTHING CH HAS – SOOOOOO MEAN! CAUSING CH TO GAIN SOOO MUCH WEIGHT OR WEIGHT AT ALL – SOOOOO MEAN! TRYING TO TELL CH THAT ZOHAN WAS IN TROUBLE – SOOOOO MEAN! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD THIS STORYBOOK COME TO LIFE STUFF – REALLY IS! ALL THIS PHLEGMN YOU CAUSE IN CONGESTION IN CH NOSE – SOOOOO MEAN – YOU ARE MEAN EVIL HORRIBLE PEOPLE! TELLING CH THAT QE WANTED TO BE IN CONTROL, IS – PRETTY DUMB, THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT AND THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT WOULD NEED TO BE CHARGED! SHE’S BEGGING YOU TO RESCUE CH FROM THE TAKEOVER USING JAMIE TO PLAY SEX CONTROL AND ITS JAMIE’S FAULT THEY ONLY HAVE CH WORKING 3 DAYS NEXT WEEK! ITS A GALLON OF KEFIR – SHE’S SOOOO OVER- FILLED IN CH BODY – SOOO MEAN – TO MAKE PEOPLE GAIN WEIGHT – SOOO MEAN, SMELL IS STILL NOT COOPERATING WITH – SMELL – GET CH ANOTHER JOB – THEY ARE NOT MANAGING – STILL, CHRISTMAS DAY DINNER HAS GOT TO BE TRADITIONAL TURKEY AND STUFFING AND MASHED POTATO AND GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE, ETC, CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER HAS GOT TO BE SWEDISH MEATBALLS, AND CHRISTMAS EVE’S EVE COULD BE – CREPES, SWEDISH PANCAKES, FILLED WITH ALL SORTS OF FRUIT AND PEANUT BUTTER OR NUTELLA OR WHIPPED CREAM, ITS A COMFORT THING, AND CH IS NOT SURE WHO THIS IS BUT CH EDUCATION IS WAAAY BEYOND HERS, AS CH UNDERSTAND THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT, THEY HAVE RICH PEOPLE WHO PAY TAXES, BUT THE MIDDLE CLASS, THE BOURGEOIS, AND THIS IS TRUE OF ALMOST ALL GOVERNMENTS – THE MIDDLE CLASS IS – ESSENTIAL TO THE GOVERNMENT, THE BOURGEOIS AS CH UNDERSTANDS IT – BOY IS SHE A MESS IN THE HEAD, THE BOURGEOIS IS A CERTAIN CIRCLE OF PEOPLE, AND ITS NOT SMALL, WHO LIVE IN PARTICULAR LOCATIONS, HOUSES, CHURCHES, WEAR SPECIFIC CLOTHES, OFTENTIMES STILL, AND SOMETIMES GET CRITICIZED FOR BEING SORT OF – DISCONNECTED AS THEY ARE TRYING TO DISCONECT CH SHOULDER FROM HER BODY – SOOO MEAN, TO TRY AND KILL CH, CH HAS HEARD NEWS STORIES OF SORT OF POPULAR CULUTRAL ATTACKS ON THE BOURGEOIS, CH – DOES NOT LIKE IT, WOULD DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM ATTACKING – ANY MIDDLE CLASS, EVEN IF YOUR – POOR – YOU NEED THOSE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE – TO PAY TAXES, NO MATTER HOW YOU MIGHT LIKE TO TAKE OVER THEIR HOUSES – LEAVE THE MIDDLE CLASS ALONE, YOU NEED THEM! AS CH UNDERSTANDS THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT ITS A LOT DIFFERENT IN A LOT OF WAYS FROM AMERICA WHICH IS VERY STRAIGHT-FORWARD, THE FRENCH ARE VERY ARISTOCRATIC IN THEIR GOVERNMENT – CH WOULD TELL YOU IN THE WORLD GOVERNMENTS – USE IT, YOU’LL BENEFIT FROM THEIR -MENTALITY, ITS A VERY ELEGANT GOVERNMENT, SO A BUTLER, LET’S SAY, FROM QE, A PERSONAL BUTLER, WOULD BE ABLE TO CONVEY TO CH A MESSAGE, BETTER THAN A LOCAL COP BECAUSE THEY ARE – VERY ELEGANT, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ILLEGAL SIGN PEOPLE – WERE SMOOTH?! THAT’S ELEGANCE, ITS NOT ALWAYS A MATTER OF MONEY, AND RICH PEOPLE COME, AND RICH PEOPLE GO, FAMILIES NO LONGER HOLD – WEALTH ANYMORE, BUT THE MIDDLE CLASS – IS IMPORTANT TO – ALMOST EVERY GOVERNMENT! AND THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT READ TO WRITE AS – THERE IS SO MANY THINGS CH IS – NOT ABLE TO WRITE ABOUT, CERTAINLY NOT DISCUSS, UK POLITICS IS SO MUCH MORE – ABOUT TALKING, AND BLUSTER AS THEY DO AND HAVE DONE FOR DECADES NOW – SHOULD TELL YOU AS WORLD LEADERS – TO CONNECT – THIS IS HOW CH SEES IT, IF CH WAS IN CONTROL AND IN WORLD POLITICS – WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A UK LEADER GAVE A SPEECH AND PEOPLE – LISTENED?! WINSTON CHURCHILL?! YOU PEOPLE DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN GOVERNMENTS! WHAT’S THIS ALL ABOUT – QE WANTED TO BE IN CONTROL AND YOU – JUST LET IT HAPPEN TO ALL THE GOVERNMENTS – IN THE PROCESS! YOU’RE COWARDS AND IN THE END, QE WAS -NOTHING MORE THAN AN OLD WOMAN TO YOU, MEANINGLESS, AND YOU – THREW HER AWAY! IF YOU CARED ABOUT QE – YOU WOULD HAVE MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR CH AT LEAST – TO HAVE GONE TO QE IN PERSON, AND IN THE PROCESS – TOLD THE WORLD ABOUT THE GJ! BUT YOU – REALLY DIDN’T EVEN CARE ABOUT – YOUR OWN QUEEN! SHE WAS – JUST AN OLD WOMAN TO YOU – YOU LET – DIE! AND CH IS STILL AT – SUICIDE – YOU PEOPLE ARE – SOOOO MEAN! YOU CARE FOR NOTHING AND NO ONE AND YOU – CERTAIN DON’T THINK THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT – IS WORTHWHILE, PURPOSEFULL, OR IMPORTANT! YOU LET JAMIE GIVE CH A WEEK OFF – AND YOU ARE SOOO SMELL WRONG AMERICA – WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT OTHER THAN CH TO LEAVE THE UNITED STATES AFTER BEING SOOOOO MEAN AND ABUSING CH – ALL THESE YEARS?! MEAN! YOU’RE MEAN! CRUEL AND MEAN! ;($!, MEN IN BLACK IS MEANT TO CONVEY – ELLIS ISLAND, IMMIGRATION INTO THE UNITED STATES – FOR MANDELA, IT SHOULD TELL YOU – ABOUT THE NORWAY GRANDPARENTS, AS CH FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET, SUPPOSEDLY, YEARS AGO, BEFORE HITCH THE MOVIE, AND HITCH IN NAME – IS A BRA, UNHITCH ME, CH MATERNAL GRANMOTHER SAID TO CH GRANDFATHER, AND AT THAT CANADA VISIT CH MADE CH MOTHER LAUGH SO HARD – CH CREATED ETERNITY, SOMETHING SIMPLE, LIKE MY JAW DOESN’T COME UNHINGED THAT HAD DAVID ON THE FLOOR, FELL TO THE FLOOR IN LAUGHTER, CH SAID SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AND – COMMON PLACE AS, YEAH, YOU WOULDN’T WANT THEM TO THINK WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME, AS CH AND CH MOTHER WERE STAYING IN THE SORT OF BASEMENT SPACE IN LETHBRIDGE, AND CH AND CH MOTHER HAD TO SHARE A BED THAT SAGGED, REALLY BAD IN THE MIDDLE AND BOTH CH AND CH MOTHER FELT WE HAD TO BE QUIET, JUST THE TWO OF US, IN THE SORT OF BASEMENT, WITH CH MOTHER’S PARENTS IN THE FLOOR ABOVE US, AND CH MOTHER – LAUGHED SO HARD AS IT WAS – A TRUTH, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH CH AND CH MOTHER – JUST TALKING AT A NORMAL LEVEL – YOU PEOPLE DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE AT ALL – YOU’VE NEVER CREATED THEIR – ETERNETIES – BY THE SOULD OF THEIR – LAUGHTER, HITCH IN MOVIE TITLE ABOUT THE ALLERGIC REACTION IS MEANT TO CONVEY – A BAD REACTION, THEY GAVE CH SOMETHING WHEN CH WAS A CHILD AND CH HAD TROUBLE BREATHING, BUT SINCE YOU’VE USED CH TO LET OTHER PEOPLE BE IMPORTANT AND FAMOUS, IT MIGHT BE A READ AND IT MIGHT BE REAL, YOU AS THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT – DON’T REALLY KNOW – OR YOU’D LET CH ATTORNEY RESCUE CH – INSTEAD OF LETTING SMELL – HAVE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS – ENJOY THE HATE – UNTIL YOU’VE SET SOMEONE’S ETERNITY – BY CREATING THE SOUND OF THEIR OWN – TRUE LAUGHTER – YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT – LOVE! UNTIL YOU’VE CREATED SOMEONE’S ETERNITY BY CREATING THE SOUND OF THEIR OWN LAUGHTER – IN TRUTH – YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS – TO CARE FOR PEOPLE, SELF-LESSLY! YOU WANT A SEXUAL RESPONSE AS A GRATIFICATION PAYMENT – YOU CARE NOTHING FOR YOURSELF OR OTHERS! ;($!,