EMERGENCY CH ATTORNEY, SHE HAS – NO IDEA HOW MUCH WORK THIS IS – PULLING THIS GODDAMN WEIGHT – THEY ARE FUCKING MANAGERS TILL – NOT COOPERATING – FUCKING INSANE! DEHYDRATED AND DEPRESSED AND THEY ARE – SMELL FUCKING INSANE – AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MAD CH FATHER IS AT THEM – ABOUT THIS MANAGER’S TILL BULLSHIT! DINNER IS – CHOWDER, CLAM CHOWDER, CHOW-DUH, CLAM CHOWDER, AND CH CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH CH – DOES NOT WANT TO WRITE WHILST THESE FAGGOTS PLAY EAR NOISES – LIKE THIS IS THE REALITY AND SMELL PLAYING MASTER IS GOING TO GO ON FOR INFINITY – CH HATES YOU SO MUCH, CHOW-DUH AND EITHER GARLIC TOAST AND OR A GOOD REALLY THIN DARK BREAD, PUMPERNICKEL OR SOMETHING, LIGHTLY TOASTED – TO GET THE MOISTURE OUT WITH ALFALFA SPROUTS, GREAT BIG GLOB OF SPROUTS, AND – ITS A LOT OF WORK, AS A CHEF, TO WORK WITH GREENS, TO KEEP THEM FRESH – YET KEEP THE MOISTURE TO A MINIMUM AS THE LETTUCE IN MOST STORES YOU PURCHASE – IS ALL WATER, NOT LETTUCE, AS CH WANTS SALAD AGAIN, AND ABOUT 75% OF THE TIME WHEN CH WRITES SALAD CH MEANS – KNIFE AND FORK SALAD, ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF GREENS AND SPROUTS AND CELERY AND RADISHES AND BIT OF CHEESE – WHAT, DO YOU HATE WOMEN – LAY OFF THE CHEESE, EASY ON THE CHEESE, ITS FOR FLAVOR – NOT THE CALORIES, CHIKPEAS, AND SUCH ITS LIKE – MEAT AND POTATOS, BUT A SALAD, NOT JUST GREEN LETTUCE AND DRESSING DRIZZLED ON TOP, MOST SALAD SHOULD HAVE THE DRESSING, MIXED IN, CH DIGRESSES, SORRY IF THIS IS NOT WELL FORMATTED BUT – SHE’S EXHAUSTED FROM – NOT BEING THE MASTER AND PLAYING THE ROLE OF – MASTER AT THE MANAGER’S TILL, AND TEIKWW WAS CORRECT – PATRICK SCREWED TEIKWW AS TEIKWW WAS STILL TRYING TO GET AMAZON BACK IN PLAY, AND THE FIRST TIME THEY OPENED THEIR MOUTHS – THEY FUCKED UP, CHOWDER, CLAM CHOWDER WITH GARLIC BREAD OR A THIN DARK BREAD LIGHTLY TOASTED AND THEN YOU PUT A GREAT BIG GOB OF ALAFALFA SPROUTS ON THE BREAD AND A FAIR AMOUNT OF CHEESE AND BROIL IT A BIT TO MELT THE CHEESE, GREAT SNACK, LOTS OF FIBER AND VITAMINS AND RUFFAGE AND BIT OF PROTEIN IN THE CHEESE AS MEAT PROTEIN IS NOT THE SAME DIGESTED AS A MILD PROTEIN, SO CHOWDER, GARLIC OR SPROUTED WITH CHEESE BREAD OR SERVE IT ALL AND LET EVERYONE HAVE SOME, AND EVEN A FISH, EITHER FRIED – DID YOU FIRE THEIR – BLACKBERRY, HOLY BALLS ARE YOU IN TROUBLE, YOU FIRED THEIR BLACK BERRY, WHICH IS A METAPHOR, OF COURSE FOR BEING ABLE TO READ AND CODE, USED TO MAKE BLACKBERRY COBBLER ALL THE TIME TOO – YOU FIRED THEIR BLACKBERRY, CLAM CHOWDER, GARLIC AND OR SPROUTS ON BREAD WITH CHEESE, FISH, FRIED OR GRILLED, CH REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LIKES A SEA FOOD DIET, DOESN’T WEIGH YOU DOWN, KEEPS YOU LIGHT AND NIMBLE, AND A BIT OF POTATO, OVER-ROASTED – ANY WAY THE CHEF CHOOSES, MATTERS NOT TO CH, JUST MAKE IT WITH A BIT OF BUTTER AND OR OLIVE OIL AND SEASONINGS, AND – NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN THE SOUR CREAM, WHEREVER THIS CAME FROM, CH GOT THIS MENTAL IMAGE, AS CH FINDS MOST SOUR CREAM, SUPERFILIOUS, NOT NEEDED, ITS SORT OF LIKE – DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO WEAR YOUR TIARA TO DINNER, OVER-DONE, NOT NECESSARY, AS SOUR CREAM IS ALL – CALORIES, YOU MUST NOT LIKE WOMEN IF YOU PUT SO MANY CALORIES IN THE FOOD, EASY ON THE LADIES – NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A DOUBLE-CHINNED DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS FAT ASS, POTATO AND FISH AND CHOWDER AND SALAD AND SOME BREAD, AND THEN ITS CELERY WATER FOR CH STILL, OR TEA, BIT OF PLANTATION MINT ICED TEA BECAUSE – THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING IN THE BODY CHEMISTRY, AND SHE’S – NOSE-PLANTED FUCKING CRASHED ON CH AND – CH TOLD YOU – TO STOP?! AND CH IS ALMOST ALWAYS – PIE, SO ANY FORM OF AN APPLE (CH BROTHER DOESN’T LIKE PEARS, SO ITS NOT APPLES AND PEARS, IS IT) PIE, CH DOES NOT NEED A LOT, JUST – VARIETY! AND THE FANCY TILES IN THE FEARLESS HOUSE, ARE JUST THERE BECAUSE – THEY DON’T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE THAT CH HASN’T ALREADY USED MANY TIMES OVER, AS MOSTLY CH STILL SEES MOSTLY WHITE IN THE BATHROOMS – AND ITS POSSIBLE THAT THE FEARLESS IS NOT A BLACK FLOOR AND SUCH – BUT – YOU – SEE WHAT THE EXPERIENCE WILL BE WITH THE LANDSCAPE THAT IS ICELAND, IN THAT WAY – GOOD FOR YOUR SOULS, ALL THAT BARREN-NESS, NO VEGETATION, JUST VOLCANIC ROCK AND – SKY – GOOD FOR YOU, JUST LIKE GOING ON A DIET – IS GOOD FOR YOUR BODY, JUST LIKE HAVING A REGULAR SCHEDULE IS BETTER FOR YOU THAN – CONSTANT UP AND DOWN CHANGE, GOOD FOR YOU, AND CH IS REALLY IN A DIFFERENT WORLD THAN YOU PEOPLE – CH IS NOT THINKING OF BENEDICTS EYE COLOR WHEN CH USED THAT SEAFOAM GREEN IN THE FEARLESS, SORRY, BUT CH WAS THINKING OF CALMING THE MIND, REFLECTION, RELAXATION, PREPARING YOUR MIND AND BODY – FOR THE WORK AHEAD, NOT TO THINK THAT SMELL COULD OR WOULD USE IT TO THINK BENEDICT AND SMELL – GOT A FAKE MARRIAGE – OR WHATEVER, CH HAS TRIED TO STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE – YOU’VE CAUSED TOO MUCH TROUBLE IN CH – LOVE LIFE – WHERE’S CH HUSBAND – LET’S DO THIS – WHEN IS THIS GOING TO HAPPEN – YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE SUSPENSION WORLD AND YOU GOTTA START DOING THIS – FOR REAL! AND CH HEARD THAT THEY AREN’T ALLOWED THE NEIGHBORHOODS TO WALK DOGS ANYMORE! AND WHAT HAPPENED WAS THEY TOLD CH – NOT TO LOSE THE VOLUME OR CHANGE ANYTHING JUST BECAUSE – THEY DO SOMETHING AND THAT TELLS CH – YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPOSSIBLE THIS WORK – REALLY IS, ITS A SORT OF CROSSROADS THEY PUT IN CH MIND AND MOST OF WHAT CH IS SEEING IS THIS WORK IS – SO MEANINGLESS TO THE REAL WORLD, CH COULD SUICIDE, AND – NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN – BECAUSE NOTHING THEY ARE DOING IS OF ANY IMPORTANCE WHEN ALL THEY ARE DOING IS PLAYING SMELL MASTER! ITS MEANINGLESS – IT HAS NO VALUE – TO THE GOVERNMENT – AND ITS 100% TOTALLY ILLEGAL TRYING TO SELL IT TO CELEBRITIES AND HOLLYWOOD – TO BUY THE STORE FOR A WHILE INSTEAD OF LETTING CH HAVE HER REAL LIFE! AND CANDACE IS PLAYING SMELL NOSE – SEE YOU IN HELL – THEY NEED RULES TO BE ENFORCED AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS – ARE NOT BEING AWESOME, AS CH GOT THIS PROFILE TOO MANY TIMES TODAY, OH, SORRY THE ANSWER IS – YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AWESOME CH – REALLY IS – SUPER AWESOME, MEAN TOTALLY AWESOME, LIKE IF EVER THERE WAS TO BE A RIGHT-HAND MAN TO GOD – ITS CH, YOU HAVE – NO IDEA, WELL, FIRST HOW VALUABLE AND VALUED THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN CH AND GOD, REALLY IS, YOU HAVE – NO IDEA HOW MUCH – GOD – TRUSTS CH, SORRY, AS CH GOT THIS IN PROFILE, (TECHNICALLY, IT WOULD READ – LUCIFER, BUT CH DOES NOT USE LUCIFER OR SATAN, THEY HAVE CRAZIES IN THEIR HEADS, SO CH USES THE WORD – DEVIL, CALM DOWN, YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF HYENNA’S AND YOU NEED – TO BE CALM – YOUR HUMAN’S OR DID YOU FORGET BECAUSE YOU ARE – TALKING TO CH IN PERSON, AS THAT IS WHAT MAKES ANIMALS AND HUMANS SO DIFFERENT – LANGUAGE AND THE TONGUE – IS WHAT MAKES LANGUAGE – POSSIBLE, OTHERWISE YOU ARE JUST MAKING NOISES, AND STILL, DR. DOOLITTLE IS CLOSER TO THE TRUTH THAN EVEN THE LION KING BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE HAVE – GOT TO GET OUT OF THE RELIGION BUSINESS! AND REALLY, UNLESS YOU ARE PROVIDING THIS TO AN AUDIENCE SUCH AS ON TELEVISION, THIS IS NOT REALLY VERIFIED – WORK, AS MOST OF WHAT CH HAS SEEN IN THE WORLD, IN MOVIES AND TELEVISION AND TALKING TO PEOPLE AND MUSIC – IS AN ARTISTS INTERPRETATION AND – EXPRESSION, ARTISTIC EXPRESSION, LEAVING IT TO THE CHURCH AND CHURCHES – TO EDUCATE PEOPLE, AND ARTISTIC EXPRESSION – IS ANOTHER WAY TO SAY – STORY-TELLING, GOD WANTED TO TELL HUMANS A STORY – THAT’S THE BIBLE, SO CH GOT THIS PROFILE, THE DEVIL FELL, PERIOD, AND CH IS IN CH MIND LOOKING AROUND IN THE DARK AND DEEP AND – THERE ARE NO EYEBALLS THERE AND – YEP, THAT’S TRUE, ABOUT AS MUCH AS SAYING – THAT’S FACT, THAT’S A FACT, IT HAPPENED, ‘TIS TRUE, THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE EXPRESSION WOULD SAY, YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD, AND THAT NEVER HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH NAILS OR PEOPLE’S HEADS, A BETTER MORE OLD-FASHIONED – WAAY OLD-FASHIONED EXPRESSION MOST PEOPLE MIGHT REMEMBER ANYMORE WOULD BE – EUREKA! AS IT WAS USED TO SAY – WE STRUCK A GOLD MINE, AS THERE SURELY IS – GOLD IN THEM ‘THEIR HILLS, WHETHER OR NOT YOU WILL EVER SEE A MONETARY VALUE FROM THE – EUREKA – IS WHERE MOST HUMANS – GET CONFUSED, THE WORK IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE – UP THE HUMANS, YOU MUST WORK, YOU MUST DO REAL WORK, ALL THE TIME, AND CH – DOES NOT LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE – NOT PRODUCTIVE – THAT’S A SUPER AND ANGEL THING – WORK – TO STAY ALIVE, DON’T DOUBT IT, DON’T THINK ABOUT IT – JUST DO (DEW), AND THEN THEY WANTED AN ACTING PROFILE OF WHAT IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE IF THE DEVIL FELL, AND IT BROUGHT CH TO HUMAN THINKING, THE DEVIL BROKE THE CHAIN OF COMMAND, BUT CH IS NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING – WELL, THERE IS SO MUCH ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION – FROM JUST THAT, ATTEMPTING TO SEE WHAT IT MEANS THAT THE DEVIL FELL, YET IT IS A TRUTH – YOU FIRED THEIR BLACKBERRY ?! YOU NEED HELP! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S COMING, AND CH WANTS HER AMAZON STOCKS BACK AND THEN SOME, BUT CH DOESN’T NEED A CONTROLLING AMOUNT OF AMAZON STOCKS, CH IS GETTING THAT GODDAMN FUCKING MONEY – OR THEY ARE GOING TO PUT YOU PEOPLE OUT OF BUSINESS, CH WILL EITHER WORK WITH AMAZON AGAIN, RE-INVEST IN AMAZON AGAIN, OR NOT, BUT MIRCOSOFT AND APPLE – CH IS GETTING CONTROLLING STOCKS BECAUSE – YOU CAN’T IN A CORPORATION USE YOUR POSITION TO SPY ON YOUR OWN USERS AND THEN – SELL THAT – AS A HOOD! ;($!, AND WAGNER AS A PROFILE OF CH WHO IS THE BEST BASS PRO EMPLOYEE – REALLY DEMEANING, ITS REALLY AN INSULT – TO SAY THAT’S WHAT IS THE BEST EMPLOYEE

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Author: Jgd

Follow the white rabbit! Get me another non-yelling job - you ruined it -

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