EMERGENCY CH ATTORNEY, CH GOT AN EMERGENCY RIGHT EAR MESSAGE FROM RIVER, HE NEEDS HELP, RIVER SAID HE NEEDS HELP AGAIN, AS ITS OBVIOUS – SHE’S FUCKING PSYCHO IN HIS EARS, HE USED THE WORD CRAZY, AND ITS – CRAZY BALLS, AND RIVER WAS TOLD TO LOSE HIS SENSITIVE ACCOUNT, CH HEARD TONIGHT, AS SHE’S BEEN WHIFFING UP CH NOSE – TO RAPE CH AGAIN, AS THEY TOLD CH IN THE BREAK ROOM – 27 IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH CH, AS TAM WAS AGAIN – SNIPPY WITH CH, ABOUT THE REGISTER ASSIGNEMENT, AND THEY USED WAGNER AT THE MANAGER’S TILL AGAIN, CH SURE STILL LIKES SOME PHO – BUT NOT THAT SLOPPY STUFF YOU’VE SERVED TO CH BEFORE, AND MEGHAN, NASTY MEAN MEGHAN USING MORE SCARE TACTICS ABOUT – CH – REALLY GETTING TO THE SPOT LIGHT TO GET THE – TRUTH FINALLY KNOWN! MEGHAN MEAN AND NASTY MEGHAN AND MARK STARTED TO CRUMBLE AFTER CH HEARD MARK HAD BEEN ARRESTED A FEW, IF NOT SEVERAL TIMES, JUST AS LISA WHO’S BEEN GETTING ARRESTED, STARTS TO TAKE IT OUT ON CH – BECAUSE THEY GOT IN TROUBLE AND NO MORE GEAR GUARDS MEANS – THEY ARE GOING TO FRONT DOOR CONFRONTATION – CLOSE THE BASS PRO STORES – ITS SUCH A BAD MISTAKE! AND CH IS NOT SURE THIS IS TRUE, BUT SOUNDS LIKE JACKIE CHAN IS VIETNAM WAR STUFF, FOR EDUCATION WITH TELEVISION STUFF, BUT CH IS STUPID, AND SUDDENLY IT GOT A LITTLE OF A LULL, AND CH WAS LOOKING AROUND AND CH HEARD SOMETHING AND GOT A FLASH OF A BADGE IN CH HEAD, AND CH TURNED AND SAW RIVER AND BROKE IT – RIVER, CH SAID, ARE YOU OKAY?! CH WANTS HER FAMILY! CH WANTS HER FAMILY! CH WANTS HER FAMILY – CH SEES NO REASON THEY NEED TO WAIT UNTIL EASTER!