Ch attorney, ch doesn’t do make-believe very well, as ch looking at wedding dresses for supposed fun and suddenly ch is turning into – when harry met sally, you found out how – exacting ch tastes, really are, the dress is cut way too low in the chest, every single one so far, it does not have fine enough details here, it’s too casual there, that looks gaudy, that’s too low-class and disgusting, that has no style, that needs the train to be different here, that’s not attractive color, oh my God – it just goes on and on, so ch started looking at wedding venues and wedding dinner arrangements and – ch doesn’t like – any of it! Oh my God, they are seating too close and ch is starting to get claustrophobic, that’s way too much frill and garnish, and how long are they expected to sit for a meal, and nothing – looks romantic to ch, and all of it looks childish, oh my God, please wear your hair up, your not a child, and oh my God it’s awful in ch head, ch doesn’t see anyone relaxed and sharing memories and having a nice time or – ugh nothing! Now ch is all stressed out! Ugh! It’s awful! And you people are so mean and cruel in how you sweat shop treat ch as obvious now Amazon is also complicit in – trying to strong arm ch to avoid – paying ch, suicidal fucking bad here – it’s getting worse! Can’t any of you fix anything and do anything to rescue ch – ch is crying again! Bad too is so mean and evil to ch! America ruined ch life, and they haven’t fixed it! You were – this close! All you had to do – is stop! You’re just waiting for ch die! None of you mean any of your words! You’re heartless and cruel and America is just – rotten and cruel! ;($!?,,.