7UP?! HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU THINK ARE GOING TO THIS IMAGINARY WEDDING?! YOU COULD FEED THEM CHILI DOGS FOR ALL THEY’D CARE ABOUT THE ETIQUETTE OF THE MENU YOUR SO SHIT-SHOW WRONG HERE! OFF THE TOP OF CH HEAD, AND ASHLEY SAID LAST NIGHT, I FORGOT MY LID, AND CH SAID, GO GET IT MA’AM, YOU’LL NEED IT, CH IS THINKING, 3 COURSES, PETIT SERVINGS, 3 COURSES BECAUSE EVERYONE IS PROBABLY GOING TO WANT ALL THREE, AND THIS, IN CH OPINION, WOULD NOT BE A TYPICAL AMERICAN HOUR MEAL, ITS PROBABLY BEST TO PLAN FOR A FEW HOURS, WITH ENTERTAINMENT IN BETWEEN, JUST A GUESS, CH HAS ONLY EVER BEEN TO ONE WEDDING, THE DAUGHTER OF DONNA BRANDA, OS OF COURSE, CH IS PROBABLY – STUPID, SO OFF THE TOP OF CH HEAD, CH IS THINKING A BEEF TIPS, NOT THE WHOLE STEAK THAT’S TOO MUCH, BUT MEN THINK THEY FEEL BETTER WHEN THEY HAVE BEEF OR STEAK, OR A BEEF TIPS, IN RED WINE, WHICH WILL – REALLY HELP, MORE THAN YOU KNOW, A BEEF BURGANDY OR BOUGNAN- WHATEVER, SHE CAN’T DO FRENCH WHO’S IN CH HEAD, SHE’S GOT NO CONCEPT, SOMETHING A LITTLE BIGGER THAN BITE-SIZED FOR A MAN, SO YOU NEED THE KNIFE AND FORK, AND NO PASTA, FIRST THING PEOPLE THINK OF WITH PASTA IS WEIGHT AND CALORIES AND A SLUGGISH SYSTEM, SO NO – PEOPLE WILL NOT LIKE YOU IF YOU SERVE PASTA AT CH WEDDING, SAVE THE PASTA FOR ANOTHER OCCASSION, BEEF TIPS IN RED WINE, THICK LIKE GRAVY, NOT A STEW, WITH NEW POTATOS, GOLD POTATOS, ANOTHER ROOT VEGETABLE – HE DEMENTIA ALREADY FORGOT, CH IS THINKING SOME VERSION, NOT A MASH, OF SLICED SEASONED POTAOES, PEAS, CURRIED PEAS WOULD NOT BOTHER ME EVEN, BEEF FIRST COURSE, THEN CHICKEN, THEN FISH, WITH THE CHICKEN BREAST OF SOME SORT, AND YOU NEED A SPINACH TO GO WITH IT, COULD EVEN BE A PASTRY WITH SPINACH, CREAMED SPINACH AND CHEESE IN A PASTRY, AND IT WOULDN’T BOTHER CH TO PUT COLE CANNON WITH THE CHICKEN, AND THE WHITE FISH WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE LEMON AND CAPERS (LOTS OF VARIATIONS OF DRESSING FOR THE FISH ARE POSSIBLE – ITS WHITE THOUGH), MUSHROOM RISOTTO CH WOULDN’T MIND, AND A PEAS AND ASPARAGUS TIPS AND FENNEL AND CELERY SOMETHING, WHITE AND RED WINE, EASY ON THE RED WINE AND MAKE A CALIFORNIA WHITE TOO, SOMETHING REALLY LIGHT AND EASY TO DRINK, NOT THE ARGENTINA RED WINE THAT NEEDS A FOOD CRITIC CHOICE AWARD TO BE APPRECIATED, SOMETHING REALLY LIGHT AS FAR AS THE TASTE INDEX, EASY ON THE CHAMPAGNE TOO, AND THE KIDS WANTS 7-UP, PROBABLY JUST PLAIN 7-UP, AND CH IS THINKING A VANILLA CAKE WITH RASPBERRY AND LEMON, RASPBERRY IS BETTER THAN YOU KNOW AS ITS – HISTORY, ALREADY HAPPENED,I ,N GRESHAM, OREGON, AND THEY WILL WANT A CHOCOLATE SOMETHING CAKE PROBABLY WITH A CARMEL AND CHOCOLATE SAUCE IN THE MIDDLE TO – OOEY-GOOEY SORT OF STUMBLE OUT WHEN YOU KNIFE AND FORK IT, JUST OFF THE TOP OF CH HEAD, ITS IN THREE’S, CH THINKS IS BEST, IF YOU DO APPETIZERS YOU COULD HAVE COCONUT SHRIMP, AND THEN YOU NEED TWO OTHER APPETIZERS, SOMETHING OTHER THAN – FRIED CHEESE OR A RAVIOLI AS AN APPETIZER, NO TOAST POINTS, SOMETHING ELSE SUCH AS COCONUT SHRIMP AS AN APPETIZER THAT IS HANDHELD, NOTHING THAT WILL FALL APART, REQUIRE BALANCE OR COODINATION, OR A KNIFE AND FORK – THEY ARE HAVING DEMENTIA PROBLEMS AND CH WANTS ANOTHER JOB! ;($@!VR R;QRNEW