Maybe, ch attorney, a personal pot of tea, as that means, 2 cups of tea, and if you’re drinking tea, it means, you’re taking the time to prepare and drink the tea, as we don’t guzzle tea, like an abandoned calf without its mother, and a currents and hazelnut scone, as scones are meant to be small, not those ham-fisted things of monster size, and make sure the dough to fruit ratio is proportioned, don’t give ch all dough, you’ll look stingy, and scones are supposed to be dry and flaky – they are – not – a muffin biscuit of this absurd doughy wet mix – is most definitely – not a scone, you look like a vending machine, and we know – you are more than that! And sad! ;($!,

It was nice to see Vietnam as ch is mad – every day, u don’t let ch be with her real people, ch attorney, probably a citrus and lime vinaigrette dressing, as a milk dressing would be too much, meaning heavy with the meal, balsamic would be too much of a flavor in the a fruit such as raspberry would be too sweet, and put whole peas, pod and all, and red onion, it’s the only onion ch knows, a vidalia would just be inappropriate, no croutons, ch has no idea why they started that in salad, and ch is – really fussy, particular about tomato, only put tomato in the salad if you slice the tomatoes (gotta be ripe) in bite size portions – for a lady, ch ain’t no man who wants to knife and fork – a tomato, as tomatoes in salad, need the flesh of the fruit exposed, or it just doesn’t taste, if all there is, is tomato skin, yuck, the flesh of the tomato fruit needs to be exposed, that’s what a knife is for, then suddenly, it doesn’t taste like you don’t care, and don’t have time! Ch is really, really, really, ch means – really fussy about tomatoes in food dishes, really fussy, tomatoes are most over-used and inappropriately prepared as tomatoes are so delicate, they serve these tough under-ripe tomatoes and ch thinks, just don’t put those tomatoes in – at all! Really fussy! ;($!,

You know the first thing that happens ch attorney when u lose a gut of a stomach in weight, you sit differently, and suddenly you’re not leaning forward, you’re sitting back in the chair, in a relaxed position, instead of the forward assault of a oversized guy, leaning forward to maneuver all that body fat! Can’t prove this as ch was just air needle inserted probe into ch asshole – and shit again! Yeah, ch would take a smallish bowl of clam chowder, easy on the ocean tide, meaning, make sure it’s cleaned and preserved properly, it’s clam, it literally – can’t go on its own, and gotta have a salad as it’s too hot, bit of bread, crust that makes a mess, bit of real butter, and probably, an iced tea, only slightly sweetened, no sugar iced tea is too bitter, the sugar smooths out the taste, smooths the tannin’s, or whatever (because we’re mad – money) out, as plain flat water, don’t really like bubbly water, plain flat water is not enough, needs more flavor on the taste buds, so iced tea, and ch would taste a cold chlorophyll, if you had one, but you don’t have one, they don’t make it anymore, chlorophyll and mint and cooled water, so good, make sure you’re taking your selenium, little zinc, be careful, and still miss honey and almond scrub and all of nutri-metics, to be honest, you ain’t going anywhere without apricots (dried) and almonds – nearabouts the closest thing to the fountain of youth, dried apricots and almonds! No dessert, we’re too sad! ;($!,

Yeah God thinks a lot of things are funny, such as telling ch that a man grabbed a gator by his hands and put it in the boat to catch it! Oh my gosh! Ch attorney! ;($!, that totally didn’t feel like a sting operation at Costco, except, oh yeah, it totally did, as the “Jason” at the register who said they dont install batteries, and the whole auto section looked totally made over, talked so fast and was so unhelpful as to – a customer, ch is – a – suspect suspicious, ain’t she! ;($!,

City defamed, is what happened, ch had a customer at the register and ch was again, overly, overly, overly, overly nice and polite and explained the return policy because the customer buying a tank said it might need to be returned if it doesn’t fit, and ch was overly nice and the customer was condescending to ch! Deborah has a huge, huge ego! Ch has never told them to get a Deborah for an old woman to sexually abuse ch – it’s downright nasty! ;($!,

Good news is the middle school finally cut down those 20 foot tall weeds in front of the building! Can has never had children, yet ch tax-dollars pay for their schooling and it bothers ch to see 20 foot moat in front of a public school for children – it’s weird looking, especially to foreigners! ;($!,