EMERGENCY! WHERE IS ZOHAN?! I WANT ZOHAN IN PERSON! GET ZOHAN HERE! I AM NOT SURE MY FATHER’S HOUSE IS WORKABLE ANYMORE BECAUS OF KNIGHTS! I HAVE A SORE ON MY BUTTHOLE BECAUSE OF KNIGHTS! EMERGENCY! KNIGHTS MADE CRITICAL MISTAKE(S)! I THONK YOU NEED TO TAKE A SERIOUS LOOK AT YOUR TIMELINE IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR ME TO GO BUY THINGS BEFORE YOU ARREST PEOPLE OR STOP AND END THE TAKEOVER! EMERGENCY! KNIGHTS MESSED UP! KNIGHTS MESSED UP THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT! KNIGHTS HAS GASSED A SORE ON MY BUTTHOLE! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY HEALTH, MY PRIVACY, MY WELL-BEING! YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT WHEN CHERITH STOPPED READING AND WRITING THE FAKE NEWS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS FAKE NEWS OR THE TAKEOVER, THE DAMAGE THAT IS CAUSING TO THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND YOU MORONS ARE RUNNING AROUND LAUGHING AND GIGGLING AS THOUGH DOING THINGS LIKE GASSING SORES ON MY BUTTHOLE IS ACCEPTABLE! EMERGENCY! KNIGHTS MESSED UP! MEN STOP AND END THE TAKEOVER! NO MERCY! :($!

THIS MORNING SAYS PEOPLE ARE LYING, YOU HAVE TO EVACUATE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ON THE DAY OF THE END OF THE TAKEOVER! IF YOU MOVE MY FATHER AND BROTHER WITHOUT ME, YOU PROBABLY WILL NOT NEED TO EVACUATE THOSE NEIGHBORHOODS! THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS ESPECIALLY BAD! MEN STOP AND END THE TAKEOVER! NO MERCY! :($

EMERGENCY! THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT BEING TAKEN OVER BY A FOREIGN POWER IS VERY REAL! IT WAS IN THE AMAZON BUILDING ON MY LAST DAY, AND IT HAS GOTTEN WORSE BECAUSE OF THE TAKEOVER! THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS UNDER THREAT OF A FOREIGN POWER TAKING OVER THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS VERY REAL BECAUSE OF THE TAKEOVER! I AM NOT DOING THAT! THESE TAKEOVER PEOPLE ARE DOING THAT! THE TAKEOVER CANNOT STAND! MEN STOP AND END THE TAKEOVER! NO MERCY! :($!


EMERGENCY! LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING, ALL OF THESE ARE POSSIBLE, IT JUST TAKES COORDINATION, AND LOTS OF PEOPLE HELPING, CALIFORNIA LOOKS MAD AS HELL ABOUT ALL THIS CLASSIFIED WORK BEING DONE PUBLICLY WITH VIRTUAL REALITY GLASSES, INCLUDING THE BLUETOOTH, HE WANTS ME EMPLOYED WITHOUT THE TECHNOLOGIES IN MY BODY, WORKING FOR REAL WITH REAL INTELLIGENCE! ZOHAN IS MAD AS HELL ABOUT CHERITH NOT BEING IN AFGHANISTAN YET! WHERE IT IS IN THE MOVIE 12 STRONG, THEY WILL PROBABLY STOP FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND FIGHT SOMEBODY ELSE! GET IT?! TPOA IS ACTUALLY HELPING THE UNITED STATES AND YOU PEOPLE WILL NEVER GET THE AFGHANISTAN COOPERATION WITHOUT ME FOR REAL, INCLUDING WITHOUT THE TECHNOLOGIES IN MY BODY, FBI MAN IS MAD AS HELL ABOUT THE RESCUE PLAN! OTHER FBI MAN IS MAD AS HELL ABOUT THIS TAKEOVER STILL GOING ON! HOLLYWOOD MOVIES AND ENTERTAINMENT ARE POSSIBLE (WITHOUT THE TECHNOLOGIES) EVEN IF CHERITH IS EMPLOYED FOR REAL WITH CLASSIFIED WORK, AND EVERY ONE WILL BE THE BETTER BECAUSE OF IT! EMERGENCY! KNIGHTS MADE A CRITICAL MISTAKE! MEN, STOP AND END THE TAKEOVER! NO MERCY! :($!