THAT 12-15% MILITARY USE IN AFGHANISTAN IN THE WORST CASE SCENARIO, IS PROBABLY, CUSHION FOR YOUR FUCK UPS BEFORE YOU GET ME THERE! HURRY THE GODDAMN FUCK UP! UGGHGHHH! SO MAD ABOUT BABYSITTING THE DEMON POSSESSED! UGH! SAME GODDAMN STUPID FUCKING PATTERN! YOU THINK ONE BIT OF POSSIBLE GOOD NEWS IS GOING TO CALM ME THE FUCK DOWN?! STOP SCREAMING MY GODDAMN HEAD OFF TO END THE GODDAMN FUCKING TAKEOVER?! THEN, YOU DON’T KNOW WHO I AM! ABOUT TIME YOU INTRODUCED ME TO THE WORLD! HELLO, MY NAME IS CHERITH GJESTLAND, I’M GOING TO AFGHANISTAN, AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WATCH IT – THIS TIME, WITH ME IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, AND NOT AS THE CAMERA! WATCH OUT WORLD! THE WORLD IS IN NEED OF A GODDAMN FUCKING MAKEOVER WHERE EXCITEMENT AND HAPPINESS AND SINCERITY – MAKE FUCKING SHIT HAPPEN! EXECUTE AND REMOVE KNIGHTS! THIS IS IS WORSE THAN EVER! THIS IS FATTER THAN EVER! THIS TIME THE TAKEOVER DOES NOT MAKE IT! THIS TIME KNIGHTS DOES NOT MAKE IT! NO MERCY