EMERGENCY IS TRUE IT IS WHY YOU MUST HAVE A SECURED, AND NON-CIVILIAN SETTING, IT LOOKS BETTER, IT READS BETTER, IT WOULD BE MORE BELIEVABLE, IT WOULD MAKE BETTER BOX-OFFICE ALSO! HOW MANY DIRECTORS FO YOU HAVE?! LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED MORE, A BIGGER BUDGET, AND ME TO HAVE CONTROL OVER MY OWN BODY! I ALSO READ AND PHOTOGRAPH BETTER WITH THE REAL PEOPLE, THE PROXIES HAVE BEEN USED FOR THE SAFETY OF THE CIVILIANS AND IT CAN GO AWAY! IT IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN! BE SMART!

LET ME DIRECT YOUR MOVIE FOR YOU SINCE, THAT IS ALSO SOMETHING ELSE I’VE ALREADY DONE! YOU DON’T NEED NEW BAD GUYS, THEY’VE BEEN DONE, USE THE PAST! WHAT YOU NEED ARE HEROS, LOCKED AND LOADED, COCKED AND GUNNED!

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE?! HAVEN’T THEY SET UP A SECURE LOCATION AT THE KENNEDY’S?! WHY DO I NOT HAVE A SECURED LINE OF – COMMUNICATION?! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MORONS DO SOMETHING – THAT I, AGAIN, WOULD NOT DO – UPSET THE PRESIDENT OF AFGHANISTAN?! UH, MORONS – YOU DON’T KNOW WAR! I KNOW WAR! IT’S PURPOSE – IS NOT INFINITE OR ETERNAL! I HEARD DROPPED CASE, WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?! WHAT IS THIS ABOUT DOCUMENTS?! SO FAR EVERY EMERGENCY I’VE SEEN OF ZOHAN’S IS FIXABLE IT IS TO CREATE – MOVIE SCRIPTING! DUMB! THIS INDOOR DINING STORY IS NOT GOING IN THE CORRECT – DIRECTIONS!