THESE DUMB VIRTUAL MOTHERFUCKERS WHO THINK THEY CAN MAKE A VIDEO OF ME COOKING AND WIN A TRUE BELIEVER UNDERSTAND – NOTHING ABOUT AFGHANS OR THEIR CULTURE! CONGRAT-U-FUCKING-LATIONS ON INCITING THEM TO FIGHT AGAINST AMERICANS! FUCKING MORONS!

IS THERE A REASON ZOHAN IS HANDING A VICTORY TO MY ATTORNEY AND THE PRETTY PICTURE MAN? DID YOU HIRE ZOHAN TO DO THAT, ATTORNEY? DROP OUT OF CONTENTION POSSIBILITY?! AT THIS WEIGHT NEITHER HANNIBAL, DAVID, OR ZOHAN WILL MAKE IT.