TELL ME HOW TO OPEN THIS, FROM THE MOVIE THE MUMMY RETURNS, IS JUST THE INDIAN HEAD PENNY I GOT FOR OPENING A BANK ACCOUNT, I MUST HAVE BEEN 7, 8, OR 9, SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE, MUST HAVE BEEN PORTLAND TEACHERS CREDIT UNION, I DON’T THINK I HAD ANY BANK ACCOUNT BEFORE PORTLAND TEACHERS CREDIT UNION, I USED TO LOOK AT THAT INDIAN HEAD PENNY, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE NEATEST THING, I STILL HAVE IT, OR USED TO BEFORE EDISON HAPPENED AND ALTERED EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE INCLUDING MY MOTHERS CANADIAN CASH MONEY I WAS SAVING FOR THE INEVITABILITY OF HER FUNERAL, AND THEY MADE ME SPEND IT, BASICALLY ON UNEMPLOYMENT, 2015, TELL ME HOW IS ABOUT BRAIN PALACE-ING SHOWING PEOPLE WHERE THE INTELLIGENCE MEN WERE AROUND THE BANK WITH ME.

THIS INDIAN WANTS TO LOSE HIS OWN NAME, IT SAYS HE WANTS TO DIE – WHAT’S THE REAL TRUTH?? WHAT REALLY HAPPENED BECAUSE I’LL BE GODDAMN IF I LET THIS MOTHERFUCKER – TAKE THE EASY WAY, HE MUST TALK! THEY DO KNOW AND WILL EXTRACT IT!

DON’T YOU DARE BRING ANYMORE FUCK UPS – JUST TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN! YOU COME CORRECT OR MY BOOT WILL BE PERMANENTLY AFFIXED TO YOUR ASS! HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WILL WALK THEN?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! THIS BOY NEEDS A REAL LESSON! HE NEITHER KNOWS OR UNDERSTANDS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMANITY, LIFE, LIVING, DEATH, THE STENCH OF DEATH AND THE DYING, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CAN AND CANNOT, AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIS HEAD AND HIS ASS! UPON WHICH DOES HE SIT?! HE’S ABOUT TO LOSE A WHOLE LOT!