I’D BE CAREFUL FATHER, THEY ARE TRYING TO ELIMINATE YOU, MEANING KILL YOU WITH A LACK OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION. SO, ARE YOU TELLING ME – YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU’RE LIFE IS IN DANGER?! I’M SAVING MY FATHER’S LIFE BY DRINKING BEER OR WINE, AND SOME MOTHERFUCKER HAS DIRECTED HIM TO EMAIL ME TO NOT BRING ALCOHOL TO HIS HOME BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO CONTINUE SEEING MY FATHER ALIVE?!

YOU ARE ASKING – ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS!! STILL! DOGGIE DIARRHEA IS NOT BULLSHIT, AND BULLSHIT – IS NOT A SECURITY BREACH. A CORPORATE MAN, PROBABLY WHITE, MID- THIRTIES, RECEEDING HAIRLINE, LIGHT BROWN HAIR COLOR, SLIGHTLY MORE THAN AVERAGE ATTRACTIVE, CASUAL, BUSINESS MAN, ABOUT 5’8, 5′ 9, LOOKS LIKE HIS CREDIT RATIO IS SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN AVERAGE, MEANING HE OWES MORE THAN HE’S WORTH, HIRED A NATIVE AMERICAN, I AIN’T GIVING YOU HIS PROFILE, TO STEAL FILES AND DATA, ADDRESSES, NAMES, INFORMATION, NOT THAT DIFFICULT OF A JOB, HE PULLED IT OFF, WITHOUT MUCH RESISTENCE, PROBLEMS, OR TROUBLE, WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING MAN, TRYING TO GET THESE INDIANS IN TROUBLE?! NOW, I COULD GO ON A WRITING RAMPAGE ABOUT HOW THIS MAN PROBABLY WANTS TO DANCE ALL NIGHT WITH HIS HAND ON MY ASS, HE’S A BIT FLIRTATIOUS CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES; HOWEVER, I’LL DO LIKE I ALWAYS DO, AND SPARE AMERICANS THE TIME IT WOULD TAKE TO READ MY RESPONSE, JUST LIKE I SAVE AMERICANS HARD-EARNED TAX DOLLARS, THE ANSWER TO THE SECURITY BREACH – MY HAIR, AND THAT ANSWER DIDN’T COST AMERICAN TAX-PAYERS, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. SO, LET’S GO, ‘CAUSE I’M REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT THIS!

YOU PEOPLE TALK IN MY HEAD AS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK TO ME, IF YOU DID THEN WE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE ACTORS WALKING AROUND – DISPLAYING THOUGHTS! IT’S SO RIDICULOUS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! INSTEAD OF JUST BEING REAL PEOPLE, SO WHEN AN EMERGENCY HAPPENS AND YOU NEED HELP, YOU HAVE NO WAY TO REACH ME! OR, I YOU!