DECEMBER 2014, JANUARY, FEBRUARY 2015, I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE COMPANY, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EMPLOYER THAT WOULD PAY ME MONEY FOR BUSINESSES THAT WOULD SIGN UP FOR A CARD CHIP READER, I WAS SENT A PACKET OF INFORMATION SUPPOSEDLY VALUED AT $100, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO FROM BUSINESS TO BUSINESS, I DID HAVE A PHONE INTERVIEW SO THERE ARE PHONE RECORDS, I WENT TO SEVERAL BUSINESSES, THE ITALIAN KITCHEN RESTAURANT, THE DENTIST ON 301, NEXT TO CHINA STAR IN RIVERVIEW, A FEW IN TAMPA, AND FINALLY RETURNED THE PACKET OF INFORMATION VIA FEDEX IN TAMA ON MY WAY TO ANOTHER JOB INTERVIEW AT COSTCO IN TAMPA/HYDE PARK AREA, HOW DID THAT BILL GET PASSED FOR CREDIT CARDS TO NOW REQUIRE CHIP READERS, CHIP, CHERITH’S HIP, BOURNE MOVIES, WHEN I RETURNED THE PACKET OF INFORMATION?! VERY SUSPICIOUS, AND WORST OF ALL, FLORIDA HAS NOT ALLOWED ME TO BE ABLE TO SEEK, REAL HELP!

BARNEY IS MORE JIMMY HOFFA’S CAT, MODEL. AND, THIS IS THE GAME INTELLIGENCE USED TO PLAY, GOING THROUGH MY PHOTOGRAPHS AND CHOOSING THEIR FAVORITE PHOTO OF MINE, BARNEY MEANS, JIMMY HOFFA NEEDS TO LEARN – SOME FUCKING MANNERS! HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT A STRONG MAN IS, A WOMAN ON HIS ARM, DOES NOT MAKE HIM A MAN! HE HAS TO EARN MY RESPECT, AND HE IS NOT TALKING – ENOUGH!

YOU ASKED FOR IT! IF THIS JIMMY HOFFA BELIEVES HE CAN WOE ME AFTER BEING HIRED TO MURDER ME – HE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING!! LET ME TELL YOU WHO THIS MAN IS – A MAN WHO WAS NOT LOVED ENOUGH AS A BOY, BY HIS OWN MOTHER, WHO’S FATHER WAS A SPORADIC FIGURE IN HIS LIFE, SINCE THOSE WHO, HIS PARENTS, WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE AND TEACH AND GUIDE HIM INTO MANHOOD BECAUSE OF FINANCIAL STRESS AND STRAIN, AND PARENTHOOD DOES NOT REQUIRE A TEST OR LICENSE, ANY PERSON, UNLESS THEIR IS SOME OTHER BIRTH DEFECT CAN BE A PARENT AND CREATE CHILDREN, NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SKILLS TO BE A MOTHER OR A FATHER, HE SOUGHT PERSONS WHO HAD THE NEAREST FORM OF LOVE HOODLUMS AND GANGSTERS AND HE – IS NOT THAT SMART. HE COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE A CHALLENGE TO THE FEDS, HE’S LIKE A PIECE OF CAKE, CAKEWALK, THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EVERYTHING FROM THIS MAN IN A MATTER OF HOURS! DOES THE FBI NEED ME TO LEAD AND DIRECT THEM TOO?! RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE, WORKING FOR THE MEDIA AND THE WASHINGTON POST, WORKING FOR AMAZON AND OTHER EMPLOYERS, AND DECIPHERING CODE ISN’T ALREADY ENOUGH?! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME BELIEVE THE UNITED STATES HAS TURNED INTO THE MARSHMALLOW MAN, THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY MAN, WHEN WERE ARE CARVED FROM – STONE! AND, WHAT IS WITH THIS DOG REVOLUTION?!

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LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING: I WAS SENT A CODED MESSAGE, BY WAY OF ANOTHER MAN THINKING ABOUT IT AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO WRITE, TALK TO TURTLE, THAT WASN’T THE CORRECT ANSWER, THE CORRECT ANSWER LOOKS LIKE, TALK TO GIRAFFE, AND THAT SHOULD HAVE SOLVED AN ANCIENT PUZZLE.

LEGAL TEAM GETS THESE FUCKING LANDSCAPERS OUT OF HERE AND MY NEIGHBORHOOD, ALL DAY LONG, SEVERAL DAYS OF THE WEEKS THE SAME LANDSCAPE CREW DOING NOTHING MORE THAN – MAKING NOISE! IT DOESN’T TAKE HOURS A CREW TO DO THIS LITTLE BIT OF YARD IF I, JUST ONE PERSON, CAN SCRUB A HOUSE IN A FEE HOURS!