WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY, COME HOME TO ME?! YOU’RE NOT MY DOG?! DITCH THE OLD LADY?! WHY ARE YOU WITH HER TO BEGIN WITH?! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO END THIS GAS ABUSE?! WHERE IS MY REAL BODY?! YOU WEREN’T BORN ON A LEASH?!

ATTORNEY WOULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE THE MOVIE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE IS LITERALLY A LEGAL DEFENSE FOR MY ABORTION IN A MOVIE FOR ALL THE WORLD TO KNOW! AND, I HAD BEEN OPPOSED TO ABORTION UNTIL UNITED STATES INTELLIGENCE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH MICHAEL WAYNE BROWN! AND THEY HAVE NEVER STOPPED!