YOU HAVE A CIA SPY BASE IN BENGHAZI, LYBIA BEING RUN LIKE A CONVEINENCE STORE INSTEAD OF AN ANCHOR STORE LIKE A DILLARDS OR NEIMAN MARCUS, IT’S BEING RUN LIKE A DOLLAR GENERAL, DO YOU KNOW THE ONLY REASON THOSE PEOPLE ARE STILL ALIVE – IS ME?! THAT’S A REAL STERN AND SERIOUS ASSESMENT! FROM ME! AND, I’M THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT HAS BEEN ABLE TO KEEP YOU ALIVE, SO YOU BETTER FUCKING LISTEN!!

BE REAL CAREFUL BECAUSE LYBIA, LYBIANS, REALLY LOVE ME, LOVE ME, IT’S DIFFERENT THAT SAUDI ARABIA OR EGYPT, OBVIOUSLY, AND SOME OF THESE LYBIANS ARE SERIOUS HARD-CORE LOYALISTS TO ME WITH LOVE, LOVE LIKE FAMILY THAT YOU LOVE, BE REAL CAREFUL, YOU DON’T FUCK THAT UP! WHOO! THIS IS A HOT NIGHT!!!

PLEASE DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE LITERALLY USED MY FATHER’S LOCATION AS A SPY BASE FOR BENGHAZI, LYBIA?! TO BEGIN WITH BENGHAZI IS THE WRONG LOCATION, LOOK AT THE FUCKING MAP! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CLOSER TO MARSA EL BURAYQAH, THAT’S CLOSER TO THE REAL LOCATION. THE MAN THERE IS NOT QUALIFIED ENOUGH – GET HIM OUT! I WOULD GET HIM OUT! I ALREADY SEE IT, YOU HAVE A SERIOUS ALARM ABOUT TO GO OFF CLOSE TO 3AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME, GET SOME FUCKING HELP TO THEM NOW! YOU BETTER START PUTTING A NATIONAL SECURITY ALERT ACROSS THE COUNTRY OF LYBIA BEFORE YOU LOSE – EVERYTHING!! SEND SOME FUCKING BEER! I AM REAL CLOSE TO START GETTING UPSET!