THE STORY GOES LIKE THIS, THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT THE MOVIE WAR GAMES DID NOT INVOLVE TEENAGERS IT WAS A YOUNG AMERICAN GIRL ABOUT THIS AGE, AND THE TRUTH IS NUCLEAR WARHEAD THREATS FROM RUSSIA (PRETTY SURE IT WAS ONLY FROM RUSSIA) LOOKED IMMINENT, WE WERE ABOUT TO LAUNCH A NUCLEAR ATTACK AND WAR BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY WERE GETTING FROM THEIR MAINFRAME COMPUTERS AND THEIR PROGRAMS, I, MUST HAVE BEEN FIRST GRADE, WE, THE CLASS HAD AN OUTDOOR EVENT WITH DOING THE HULA AND SOME TURQUOISE COLORED WOODEN STICKS DOING SOME KIND OF DANCE, INTELLIGENCE FREAKED OUT, SO THEY WENT TO THEIR SOURCE FOR HELP, ME, HAPPENED TO BE A MAN IN THE DISTANCE BY A TREE WHO MORSE CODED QUESTIONS TO ME WITH A MIRROR AND THE SUN, AS UNBELIEVABLE AS IT SEEMS, THIS LITTLE GIRL NOT ONLY READ THE MORSE CODE SHE HAD NEVER BEEN TAUGHT, SHE HAD THE WHEREWITHAL AS A CHILD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MESSAGE BACK, I BLINKED THE ANSWER BACK, THAT IT WAS A FALSE ALARM, ITS IN THE MOVIE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARC WITH THE STUDENT CLOSING HER EYELIDS AS THE TEACHER IS TEACHING, AND IT IS WRITTEN ON HER EYELIDS, I LOVE YOU. I DIDN’T ASK THEM TO PUT IT IN MOVIES, AND IT HAS ALREADY BEEN CHECKED AND VERIFIED TO BE TRUE. AND, IF ITS IN A MOVIE, IT MEANS THERE ARE PROBLEMS AND THEY’VE HAD TO GET THE TRUTH OUT.

Pay no attention to the re-editing of my hands, something else I didn’t do

SOMEBODY GIVE ME A GODDAMN WEAPON! ILL – THATS A REAL PLACE THEY JUST SHOWED ME AND, SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS, HISTORICALLY WRONG, SOMEBODY GETS TO WIN A PRIZE FOR THAT. ILL DO IT MYSELF, SOMEONE THINKS I AM JUST A LITTLE GIRL STILL, SO I WANT TO GRAB ‘EM BY THEIR NUTS AND DRAG THEM AROUND THE ROOM, OR DRAG THEM BEHIND ME AS I GO SHOPPING! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PICKED UP A STONE PAVER WITH ONE HAND?! DO YOU THINK ME PHYSICALLY WEAK TO BECAUSE MY BREASTS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS?!

YOU EVER LAY A HAIR ON MY FATHERS HEAD – IT WILL BE YOUR LAST! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IN CODE IN THE BOURNE IDENTITY MOVIES, YOU BREAK IT, YOU BOUGHT IT, AS AN HISTORICAL FACT, YOU HURT ME?! YOU BREAK IT, YOU HURT ME, YOU BOUGHT IT, THE BOUGHT IT – IS WHERE YOU DIE, THUS SAYETH THE LORD!

NO!!! YOU DONT GET TO DO THAT AND YOU DONT GET TO DO THAT TO HANNY! NOW I AM DOING MY GODDAMN DISHES IF I HAVE TO STOP AGAIN I MIGHT FLY TO WHERE YOU ARE, AND IT IS A FACE YOU WILL NOT WANT TO SEE! YOU OVERSTUFF, OVERFILL MY BELLY WITH BLOATED AIR AGAIN, I WILL LET THEM GUT YOU LIKE A PIG!!!!