Author: endthefalselife

THIS IS WHERE I THWARTED AN ATTEMPT, OR PREVENTED CRIMINAL ACTIVITY, MOST LIKELY INVOLVING TERRORISM, THAT IS IN ALADDIN WITH THE TORN PANTS, THIS IS ALSO WHERE MY MOTHER GOT REALLY MAD AT THE GROUP THAT I LEARNED THE BATON-TWIRLING AT BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO RECEIVE AN AWARD FOR THE PARADE, AND I NEVER RECEIVED IT, OTHER CHILDREN IN THE PARADE GOT THERE’S EXCEPT ME, MY MOTHER WAS SO MAD THAT EVEN AFTER WE HAD MOVED TO OREGON, YEARS LATER WHILE WE WERE VACATIONING IN CALIFORNIA MY MOTHER WENT BACK TO THE BATON PLACE, YELLED AT THEM, AND GOT ME A SORT OF GENERIC AWARD FOR THE ONE I NEVER RECEIVED. THE REASON PRINCESS JASMINE’S FATHER IS SO SHORT IS BECAUSE CHERITH WAS A CHILD, AND HIS POT-BELLY IS MEANT TO SHOW THE AFFILIATION WITH THE REAL WHITE HOUSE AND ITS PRESIDENT’S.