I AM GOING TO REPAINT MY FATHER’S SHUTTERS THE COLOR I WANT! I AM SO FUCKING HOT ABOUT IT’S MIST INDESCRIBABLE! YOU DON’T WANT TO FUCK AROUND AND GUESS WITH THIS PROPHECY! AND I’M FUCKING HOT ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN CUSHION FOR YOUR FUCK UPS!! I DON’T DO FUCK UPS!! THIS IS THE BEST YOU PEOPLE CAN DO?!

AMAZON RE-EDITED MY MOVIE RENTAL, ALONG WITH OTHERS LIKE ZERO DARK THIRTY, TO MAKE THE ACTRESSES BUM AND BOTTOM BIGGER, ROUNDER, TO LOOK LIKE A DIAPER, ITS PROOF OF THEIR GUILT! MY BODY SHAPE IN 2012, ESPECIALLY IN 2013 WHEN I WAS FINALLY FREE (NEARLY) AND ALLOWED TO SHAPE MY BODY, AND NOT JUST MY HAIR, INTO HOW I REALLY WANTED TO BE SEEN, MUST HAVE SET OFF A POWDER KEG IN THESE POWERFUL MEN AND NO ONE WAS PAYING ATTENTION, THESE FAT WOMEN ARE PROOF THAT PEOPLE, AMAZON HAS BEEN PROVIDING PROTECTION INSTEAD OF FUCKING KILLING THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS TO FUCKING TERRORISTS! HANNIBAL IS IN REAL TROUBLE HUFFING ME! HE HAS NO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THE PROPHECY STUFF, HE IS BEING USED AS A PAWN!! HANNIBAL USED TO DESPISE IT WHEN THEY “TEACHER AIRED” ME, NOW HE IS WORKING FOR THEM INSTEAD OF ME – IT IS NOT SURVIVABLE!!

THE PROPHECY SAYS, ITS ALL IN THE FRANCHISE (WHERE’S MY CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS, ZOHAN) STAR WARS, THE PROPHECY SAYS THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR DEPRIVING ME OF HEIRS AND OFFSPRINGS, THEIR EMPIRES, LITERALLY THE WORD EMPIRE, THEIR EMPIRE WILL FALL, IT IS NOT THE END OF TIMES, IT DID SET OFF A CHSIN REACTION (MOVIE REFERENCE) THAT IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE, IF YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY TO SURVIVE, YOU BETTER START GETTING HELP FROM RELIGIOUS SCHOLARS BECAUSE ALL ANYONE CAN DO IS MANAGE AND PLAN FOR THE FUTURE EVENTS. I WOULD NEED TO REWATCH STAR WARS, THE MUMMY, AND OTHERS AND, I’M ALREADY OVERWORKED! ALTHOUGH THE CHILD FROM MICHAEL AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN A BASTARD IT WOULD HAVE BETTER THAN ME BEING BARREN. I KNOW PEOPLE HAVE A HUGE PREJUDICE AGAINST MY WHITE SKIN, WHITE NORWEGIAN EUROPEAN FEATURES, ME BEING AMERICAN (THE MOVIE LEAP YEAR) REGARDING THE PROPHECY, WELL, I DIDN’T DO THIS TO MYSELF.