I ORDERED THAT COUNTER-TERRORISM WORK ORDER FOR CHINA – AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS – WHEN I WAS NOT EMPLOYED AND TAKING CARE OF MY MOTHER WITH DETOX FOOT PADS THAT ADHERE TO YOUR FEET WHILE YOU SLEEP TO DETOXIFY YOUR BODY, IT HAS BAMBOO IN THE INGREDIENTS, PROBABLY, 2010, FOLLOW THAT FUCKING WORK ORDER, YOU GODDAMN MORONS! I TOLD YOU, HE WAS RIGHT!

WHY DID THEY SEND ME ON A RECON MISSION BECAUSE I SURE WAS SCOUTING AHEAD, AND I NEEDED TO BE ON THE HOOD OR FRONT OF THE VEHICLE, AND IT DOES HAVE AN ON GOLDEN POND ASPECT OF NAVIGATING IN TREPIDATIOUS CONDITIONS, BUT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE OF THE VEHICLE!