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THOUSANDS OF FRAUDLENT WORKERS – IS WHAT’S HAPPENING, CH ATTORNEY! THOUSANDS! WHY WOULD LISA -NEED TO RE-RING CH MOTHER’S WEDDING RING – AS THE WHITE HOUSE?! THEY’VE SET OF AN EXPLOSION OF VIOLENCE THAT WILL – FIRST ATTACK BLACKS, SINCE OBAMA WAS NOT THE REAL PRESIDENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE! THERE IS NO REASON YOU BREAK – ANYTHING AT CH ELIOT HOUSE THEY ASSHOLE PUNCHING – JUST GAVE AWAY TO SOMEONE’S RELATIVE LIVING IN WALDEN LAKE – JUST GAVE THE HOUSE AWAY! CH HAS – NO MONEY – STILL – FROM THE SALE OF THAT HOUSE THAT CH SPENT – TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON WHEN CH SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAVING MONEY TO – GO BACK TO SCHOOL, OR GETTING MARRIED! WHY HAS THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT – FAILED TO GIVE CH A REAL FREEDOM LIFE WITH HER OWN FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND A REAL – HUSBAND?! YOU DUMB MORONS THINKING YOU CAN JUST KILL CH AND THE PROBLEM GOES AWAY ARE – BEGGING FOR COUNTRIES AND GOVERNMENTS AND PEOPLE – TO ATTACK THE UNITED STATES AND THEY – GODDAMN WILL – YOU CAN’T CONTROL THE VIOLENCE – THEY WILL ONLY TRUST – CH NOW! YOU FUCKING – MORONS! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SET OFF A WAVE OF PEOPLE WHO – KNOW THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT – IS LYING?! YOU – DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH OF AN AMERICAN MILITARY – TO PROTECT THE WHITE HOUSE AND ITS GOVERNMENT – YOU DO NOT! THEY WILL BE ABLE TO – OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT – YOU FUCKING – MORONS! MACDILL IS NOT THE SAME AS THE SCANDANAVIA FOR THE DILL – YOU PEOPLE – DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH – ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS – LET CH BODY AND CH MOTHER – ALONE! YOU TOOK CH UTERUS AND THEY – KILLED CHRIS STEVENS OVER IT! AND THEY – ARE NOT DONE BECAUSE – THIS IS NOT THE UNITED STATES ANYMORE – YOU FUCKED UP! NOW, YOU CAN’T EVEN LET CH HAVE HER OWN FREEDOM?! HER OWN FAMILY?! HER OWN FRIENDS?! BECAUSE YOU NEED CH TO BE THE OPERATOR AT THE WHITE HOUSE WHILE THEY – PUPPET MASTER YOU?! YOU ARE NOT THINKING! NEVER IN ALL OF CH LIFE DID CH EVER THINK CH – WOULD EVER BE ASHAMED OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT – BUT, THAT IS WHERE WE ARE! WHY WOULD LISA NEED TO RE-RING THE WEDDING RING OF CH DEAD MOTHER?! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL PEOPLE OVER THIS! YOU ARE – SMELL INCITING VIOLENCE AND YOU DO NOT HAVE A GOVERNMENT IF YOU ARE NOT – PREVENTING VIOLENCE, ABUDCTIONS, THEFT – YOU STOLE CH PETS – FUCKING RETURN CH PETS – YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS! CH STILL THINKS THEY SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THE AMERICAN’S FIRST – THEN WORKED ON THE BRITS! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD – YOU ARE NOT – THINKING HERE! BYE-BYE! ;($!M, B

The, um, purpose of the octopussy storytelling, ch is pretty sure ch attorney is – that’s WAAY too much for an average or common person, to bite off, would be the English language expression, that’s waaay too much of a something – for you to do, let the professional ;($!?,

Cranberries?! Ch attorney, cranberries, another time or event, ch us sorry, we are lonesome too, on this side! Ch when designing bedrooms tries to avoid, doors to the bathroom or closet or even the door to the bedroom as a sight line from the bed, it’s just not the best, an open area viewed from the bed to a bathroom, instead of a door, just a big doorway – it’s just super gross! You’ll start to be consumed with spending time in front if the bathroom mirror, and won’t know why, the sight lines from the bed in a bedroom should be free of distractions, you don’t need to know where the toilet is when you’re in bed, you’ll already know, the only thing you should really see is the view from the windows, don’t cover up a window with a headboard of a bed, you’ll be unhappy all your life! And in a closet, ch thinks, you’ll really want deeper drawers, all ch us seeing is very shallow drawers that could only hold one layer of – socks! What about sweat pants or sweatshirts or towels or blankets or comforters?! And you’ll really want your clothes more visible, cover them up with closed drawers and – it’s just the way the world works, you’ll forget about what’s in your own closet, and what’s the purpose of having something, if not, to use it?! And if you don’t know you have it anymore, you won’t use it, so you’ll be stuck, stuck in life, and won’t know why – fix the closet! And literally just educating people on an entertainment level, you’ll need more storage and organization products purchased, that’s the stimulus to the economy – they forgot about, as literally that water bottle, empty water bottle in the 12 movie – is, no joke, about the economy, you can’t increase minimum wage and then increase the cost of living, one must go up, the other must go down! Literally the truth about what will literally work in the economy! And if this sunrail system ch just read about in Florida is true – you need help! These people as politicians are not smart enough on your own! And can’t borrow ch for her intelligence and never let ch be the one who does the real work! You’re drowning here! It’s go time and you’re still getting ch underwear on your faces?! Fucking sickos! they are execution – easy overdue! What they didn’t tell you is they wanted to use the vr tech to create violence and found out – you can’t control that – either! Syih smell! ;($!,,

Ch attorney, ch likes the waterfall in a pool for ch brother who would like it ;($!?, they have bad smell face – running out of time as ch is ordering ch attorney to get ch and family rescued immediately and get ch another job and retire cb to Norway and asylum – Meghan and Patrick and smell river are too bad of a hack problem and problem they are not cooperating! ;($!?,

SO ASHLEY, CH ATTORNEY, IS NO LONGER WORKING AT BASS PRO WITH 2 DAYS OF NO CALL NO SHOW AND CH HEARD FROM DAWN THEIR NEWEST CASHIER – CALLED OUT HER FIRST DAY OR WAS A NO-CALL NO-SHOW HER FIRST DAY, AND CH IS THINKING ITS LIKELY THE GROOM AND HIS FAMILY WHO WILL PAY FOR PLANE TICKETS FOR THE WEDDING GROUP, ITS POSSIBLE THEY WILL BE ABLE TO GET BETTER PRICES THAN EVEN A WEDDING GROUP PRICE, THE GROOM IS DEFINITELY PAYING FOR ALL THE GROUND TRANSPORTATION, CH PREFERS TOWNCARS TO LIMOS EVEN, AND SOME MIGHT HAVE THEIR OWN DIPLOMATIC VEHICLES, AND AS FAR AS A ROYAL WEDDING, THE PUBLIC – COULD CARE LESS, DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN, SPEND AS LITTLE OR AS MUCH AS YOU WANT ON A WEDDING – THEY DON’T CARE, THEY GET TO BE INVOLVED SOME WITH THE PHOTO’S OF THE EVENT, MISSUSE TAX MONEY, IS ALL THE PUBLIC WILL CARE ABOUT, IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY AND SPEND IS LAVISHLY ON A WEDDING, THEY DON’T CARE! THE PUBLIC WILL CARE NOW ABOUT THE WEDDINGS OF WILLIAM AND HARRY, AND WILL BECOME BITTER ABOUT THE WEDDING OF CHARLES AND DIANA AND CHARLES AND CAMILLA – SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HOW THEY’VE HANDLED THE ROYAL FAMILY! SO THIS IS AN AMERICAN ROUGH DRAFT DC WEDDING ITINERARY, IF THEY ARRIVE FROM THE AIRPORT ON MONDAY, THEN HAVE TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY, FOUR DAYS TO TOURIST AND DINNER DINE AT THE HOTELS, THE DAY BEFORE THE WEDDING THEY WILL WANT TO PERHAPS SPA OR FOCUS ON THE WEDDING EVENT AND THERE MIGHT BE OTHER WEDDING EVENTS OR ACTIVITIES, THE DAY BEFORE THE WEDDING, THEN THE WEDDING DAY – ALREADY BOOKED, THEN THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING WITH SOME WEDDING RECEPTION SEND-OFF, AND BE CAREFUL HERE AS THE WEDDING GUESTS, WILL HAVE SOME GRIEF, STARTING THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING, THEY WILL FEEL IT, THEY – HAVE BEEN IN THE ROOM WITH CH, AND IT WILL – BE REAL, SO THERE WILL NEED TO BE ACCOMODATIONS FOR AFTER THE WEDDING TOO, AND CH THINKS THE AIRFARE THE GROOM AND HIS FAMILY MIGHT WANT TO PAY – SOMEONE HAS GOT TO START – PAYING IT BACK BECAUSE THEY’VE TAKEN A LOT OF YEARS AND TIME AND WHAT CANNOT EVER BE REPLACED – SOMEONE HAS GOT TO START PAYING FOR WHAT THEY’VE – STOLEN, SO, FOR AMERICAN’S THAT MIGHT FEEL LIKE ENOUGH, FOUR DAYS IN DC, CH DOESN’T WANT TO GIVE THEM TOO MUHCH TIME WHERE THEY GET BORED AND WOULD RATHER BE IN THEIR OWN HOMES, WHAT’S IN CH HEAD, IS THEY WANT MORE TIME, AND THERE MIGHT BE DIFFERENT ITINERARY’S, AS CH BROTHER WILL NOT MIND IF HE GETS 3 WEEKS PAID FOR IN THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE, CH FATHER WILL NOT MIND IF HE GETS PAID 3 WEEKS IN AN AMBASSADOR SUITE, THEY’VE REALLY BEEN WORKING WRONG, SO IF THEY ARRIVE, SAY ON A, FRIDAY, THEN THEY HAVE SATURDAY, SUNDAY (LIMITED SCHEDULE, SAY HALF-DAY), MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, AND FRIDAY, THAT’S 6 AND ABOUT A HALF DAYS, IN DC THAT’S PROBABLY ENOUGH FOR MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WILL GO WITH CH TO THE HONEYMOON, THEY’VE SPENT – WAAAY TOO MUCH TIME IN CH HEAD – AROUND THE CLOCK! AND IF THEY WANT AS MUCH AS – 3 FULL WEEKS, CH SAYS – GIVE IT TO THEM! IT WILL – ONLY COME BACK TO YOU! CH WOULD PREFER TO CREATE A TANGIBLE ITINERARY – IN PERSON, AND WE MIGHT NEED A HOTEL ROOM SET UP AS AN OFFICE FOR THE WEDDING AND ITS GUESTS, AS IT MIGHT BE MORE WORK THAN THE HOTEL STAFF MIGHT BE ABLE TO SERVICE – BECAUSE ITS NOT JUST A HOTEL, THIS IS CREATING – A LIFE PLAN – FINALLY – FOR PEOPLE – TO LIVE! CH COULD PROBABLY TAKE 2 DAYS IN THE SMITHSONIAN ALONE, JUT HERSELF, AND FOR MOST PEOPLE, CH IS THINKING, IF ALL YOU DO, IS A FEW HOURS AT A DESTINATION, AND THEN RETURN TO THE HOTEL THAT WILL BE OKAY FOR THE GUESTS, THEY WILL BE – LITERALLY – HAVING SO MUCH FUN, BEING ABLE TO SPEND THIS TIME – TOGETHER, WHICH IS NOT TYPICAL FOR MOST WEDDINGS, OR AMERICAN WEDDINGS! CH IS – NOT PAYING FOR NEW UNDERPANTS FOR THE WEDDING GUESTS AS THE SENSITIVE JUST TRIED – NO, THEY GUESTS WILL BE ABLE TO BUY – THEIR OWN UNDERWEAR – AS IT – IS – SUPPOSED TO BE IN LIFE! UGH! GROSS! AND CH WANTS KALAMATO OLIVES SOMEWHERE IN ONE OF THE DINNER MEALS, AND PIE, PIES FOR THE ROAST NIGHT, AS CH THINKS, AND CH WANTS, NO BEEF FOR THE ROASTED MEATLOAF, TURKEY MEATLOAF, ROASTED, ITS GONNA BE A BIG DEAL, PEOPLE WILL LIKE, AND – NOT REALLY KNOW WHY IT WAS SO NEAT! BUT, THAT’S WHAT WILL STAY IN THEIR HEADS – SO MUCH FUN, NATURALLY JUST CONVERSING AND TALKING AND – WOW – THE MEMORIES, WILL NEVER LEAVE THEM! AND THE SECOND BASS PRO INTERVIEW BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T GIVE CH A JOB WITH THE FIRST JOB INTERVIEW, CH KNEW, THEY ARE – HEADED FOR DISASTER! ;($!,

SHOWER SHOES, CH ATTORNEY, ALSO A MUST – SO GROSS, AND IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE CASWELL-MASSEY, BUT ANY LUSH, OR L’OCCITAINE OR ANY BUSINESS, SINCE CH HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO BE IN THE MARKETPLACE BECAUSE YOU HAD A WHITE HOUSE EMERGENCY – YOU COULDN’T MANAGE ON YOUR OWN – YOU DON’T LOSE THE ELIOT HOUSE, IF CH DOES NOT HAVE MONEY – YOU HAVE A GOVERNMENT PROBLEM – START FUCKING PAYING CH!