DID HIS MOTHER DIE IN PAIN?! FOR A WHILE?! WAS SHE KIND OF AN UNHAPPY WOMAN? SHE DIDN’T REALLY HAVE VERY STRONG BELIEFS? NOT THAT SHE WAS A BAD WOMAN, SHE WAS JUST KINDA MISERABLE, LONELY, NEVER REALLY FELT LOVED. THAT’S ABOUT ALL I GOT, BOTH SHE AND THE DOG WANTED TO TALK LONGER, SHE HAD SOMETHING TO SAY, IS THERE A SORT OF UNSOLVED MYSTERY IN THE FAMILY?!

DEAR GOD, I AM BEGGING THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT TO SEND ME TO THE FRONT, THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN, SO I CAN WIN THE FUCKER, AND INSTEAD THEY WANT ME TO LIE IN BED AND MASTERBATE SO THEY CAN ILLEGALLY FILM ME! I GOT A FINGER FOR THEM!

ARE YOU REALLY SURE MY ATTORNEY AND LEGAL REPRESENTATION IS NOT GOING WITH ME TO AFGHANISTAN?! I’LL NEED TO THINK ABOUT THE CONTINENT. I THOUGHT, HE JUST LOOKS LIKE HE WILL BE A LITTLE LOST UNTIL I MEET HIM THERE, THEN IT WILL BE BETTER. THIS IS QUITE A MOST UNUSUAL AND INTIMATE WORKING ARRANGEMENT, IT IS DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THE ATTACHMENTS THAT FORM, VERY QUICKLY!