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DID HIS MOTHER DIE IN PAIN?! FOR A WHILE?! WAS SHE KIND OF AN UNHAPPY WOMAN? SHE DIDN’T REALLY HAVE VERY STRONG BELIEFS? NOT THAT SHE WAS A BAD WOMAN, SHE WAS JUST KINDA MISERABLE, LONELY, NEVER REALLY FELT LOVED. THAT’S ABOUT ALL I GOT, BOTH SHE AND THE DOG WANTED TO TALK LONGER, SHE HAD SOMETHING TO SAY, IS THERE A SORT OF UNSOLVED MYSTERY IN THE FAMILY?!
JESUS CHRIST I JUST ENTERED HILLBILLY HELL!
DOG SAYS, EMERGENCY!
DEAR GOD, I AM BEGGING THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT TO SEND ME TO THE FRONT, THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN, SO I CAN WIN THE FUCKER, AND INSTEAD THEY WANT ME TO LIE IN BED AND MASTERBATE SO THEY CAN ILLEGALLY FILM ME! I GOT A FINGER FOR THEM!


WHY DID I JUST SEE A SHIRTLESS – BOB?! WHY IS THE PW STILL ALIVE?!
EIT! I THINK MY LEGAL TEAM NEEDS TO GO WITH ME! AND SOMEONE IS STILL LYING! I AM STILL BEING FAT DEMON BOOB AND FAT GASSED! UGH!

ARE YOU REALLY SURE MY ATTORNEY AND LEGAL REPRESENTATION IS NOT GOING WITH ME TO AFGHANISTAN?! I’LL NEED TO THINK ABOUT THE CONTINENT. I THOUGHT, HE JUST LOOKS LIKE HE WILL BE A LITTLE LOST UNTIL I MEET HIM THERE, THEN IT WILL BE BETTER. THIS IS QUITE A MOST UNUSUAL AND INTIMATE WORKING ARRANGEMENT, IT IS DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THE ATTACHMENTS THAT FORM, VERY QUICKLY!

UH, MORONS, WHY WOULD I EVER BE HUNGRY WITH THIS FAT GASSING?!

