I WOULD NEVER HAVE CAST SAM ROCKWELL AS MILITARY MAN, I WOULD NEVER HAVE BELIEVED HE HAD THE ACTING ABILTY TO CARRY OFF AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF THE REAL MILITARY MAN!
SOMEBODY GET TPOA A S’MORE WITH THE MARSHMALLOW TOASTED (SLIGHTLY BURNT) AND SLIGHTLY GOOEY! HERSHEY’S MILK CHOCOLATE (MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE IS DARK CHOCOLATE, ALTHOUGH TPOA PREFERS MILK CHOCOLATE)DO IT NOW! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN WAY (WEIGH)!