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FIGHT!
GET A PADDED BAT AND PILLOWS OR PADDING AND START BETING THESE GODDAMN STUPID FUCKING DEMONS! DON’T GIVE UP! FIGHT! FIGHT! KILL! DESTROY! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! SMASH!
EIT! DEAR LORD JESUS, KILL THAT DEMON DEAD!!
RENOUNCE YOUR MAKER DAVID! SPIT! CURSE! PROCLAIM JESUS! AND RENOUNCE YOUR MAKER! YOU FIGHT THAT GODDAMN STUPID FUCKING DEMON AND KILL HIM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND YOU – DON’T GIVE IN! LEGAL TEAM, DAVID ISN’T SAFE! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO TO FIGHT!
DUNK DAVID AGAIN! SUBMERGED! ADD ICE TO THE WATER! DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! YOU FUCKING MORON DAVID! I SAID AND WROTE, I WANT A GODDAMN WAR ROOM, AND WHO SHOWED UP – GOD, HIMSELF!
LEGAL TEAM YOU HAVE A DAVID EMERGENCY HE NEEDS TO BE SUBMERGED IN WATER, HIS WHOLE BODY!
STOP AIR FORCE GORCE FEEDING ME! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON’T FUCKING STOP THIS FORCE FEEDING ME CALORIES THROUGH THE AIR!!!! YOU WANNA DIE MOTHERFUCKERS OR DO YOU WANT TO STOP?! YOU ARE TOO FAT! TOO FAT! TOO FAT! TOO FAT! TOO FAT! TOO FAT! TOO FAT! YOU ASSHOLES CAN’T DO A GODDAMN THING ON A FRIDAY, SATURDAY, OR SUNDAY?! FUCKING LAZY ASSHOLES!!!
I SEE THE KNIGHTS CLAN IS NEITHER MOVED OR REMOVED YET! CONGRATULATIONS THE UNITED STATES IS FUNDING ITS OWN HUNT CLUB!
