LET ME EXPLAIN, MY LABERT, HOW I TALK TO LAMBERT, I SAY, OH MY LOVE, MY LAMBIE LOVE, SIR, SWEETIE PIE BUM BOY (GIVING THEM KISSES ON THEIR FUR), MY GOOD BUM BOY, OH MY LOVE WAS ONE OF THE SAUDI SON’S FAVORITES, AS THOUGH HE UNDERSTOOD THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE UNIVERSE WHEN HE HEARD ME SAY, OH MY LOVE.

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING, IT’S REAL FUCKING SIMPLE, YOU DO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS DISRESPECTING MY BODY, WITH FAT, YOU JUST LOST A FIGHT TO THE ENEMY! YOU JUST LOST WITH THE PRICE OF YOUR LIFE TO THE ENEMY WHEN ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS RESPECT AND HONOR THE UNIFORM YOU WERE GIVEN! YOU DO NOT HONOR THE UNIFORM YOU WERE GIVEN, GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN COMPANY, YOU AIN’T NO SOLIDER! ARE YOU STILL SUCKING ON YOUR MOMMA’S TITIE?! YOU STILL WANT YOUR MOMMA’S BREAST! OR DO YOU KNOW YOUR OWN FUCKING MIND?! IS IT ON STRAIGHT?! OR ARE YOU STILL JACKING OFF TO THE JCPENNY CATALOG UNDERWEAR SECTION?! GET OUT! YOU’RE DONE! YOU ARE IN A GODDAMN WAR MOTHERFUCKER! YOU WANT THE GREATEST WEAPON IN ALL OF MANKIND AND IT AIN’T YOUR DICK OR YOUR RIFFLE! IT’S ME MOTHERFUCKER! THAT’S WHY SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS MAKING ME HAPPY – KEEPS YOU ALIVE! WHEN I AM HAPPY, WHO ELSE IS HAPPY, YOUR MOMMA?!

ATTORNEY HANNIBAL IS TRYING TO GET A NUDE PHOTO OF MY BREASTS! HE AIN’T GETTING IT! THIS IS HOW YOU WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED THE MAN WHO CARED NOT FOR CHERITH! HE THREW HER AWAY AND DIDN’T HAVE ANY FEELINGS WHEN SHE WAS HURT!

DISMEMBERED MY MOTHER’S DEAD BODY! FUCKING SICKO! NEVER GOING TO SEE OR WORK WITH ME AGAIN!!

HANNIBAL THIS SAYS YOU ARE A DEAD MAN SWIMMING!!

YOU AND OTHERS ARE CAUSING A CONFLICT OF INTEREST IN THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN! YOU CAN EITHER SURRENDER, ACCEPT YOUR RESIGNATION, OR YOU CAN BE EXECUTED! BE CAREFUL! YOU ARE NOT A POWER PLAYER! YOU NEVER HAVE BEEN, NEVER WILL BE!
YOU THINK YOU’RE SPECIAL HANNIBAL?! I WILL LET THEM KILL YOU! YOU ARE IN ENORMOUS TROUBLE! AND YOU CAN BE FIRED!

ATTORNEY THEY BLACK BALDED GASSED ME AS I DROVE TO MY FATHER’S! AND, WHAT IS THIS BIG PROBLEM?! BECAUSE I COULD NOT HAVE MADE MY WISHES ANY MORE CLEAR SINCE 2014, I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE THIS VIRTUAL WAY!! I SEE NO BIG PROBLEM OTHER THAN PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO STOP MAKING MONEY OFF OF ME!

CONGRATULATIONS, WIN YOUR OWN FUCKING VIRTUAL WAR! MORONS!