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MR. ATTORNEY, IF I DON’T GET SOME BETTER NEWS, SOME END TO HANNIBALS FAT ABUSE, I GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE AGAIN! HANNIBAL HAS NO EXCUSE FOR GASSING ME, IT TELLS ME, HE DIDN’T MAKE IT! AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO LOSE A MILITARY GENERAL BECAUSE OF HANNIBAL! NONE OF YOU MEN FIND ME ATTRACTIVE – I DO NOT LIKE THIS FAT BODY – LIGHTS OUT! HANNIBAL IS NOT ABLE TO MAKE IT!

ATTORNEY: POLICE REPORT SAYS SOMEONE IS GUILTY OF WANTING TO BE INFAMOUS! STOP HAVING ME WRITE, SO YOU WRITE YOUR SCRIPTS MOVIE PEOPLE!! I AM NOT SAVING YOU HANNIBAL! HE IS FAT GASSING AND THEREFORE NEVER GOING TO TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN! CERTAINLY NOT FACE TO FACE!

ATTORNEY: I’M NEEDED AT THE FRONT GENERAL! AND, I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TO OUR SUPPOSED ENEMY, AFGHANISTAN, WEARING FACE MASKS! YOU LOOK TO THEM LIKE THE UNITED STATES CAN BE – DEFEATED! MORONS! CARLOS GOSHEN’S WORD IS – WEARY